OK. Let's try this again. Are you a mutant?
After yesterday's kerfuffle caused by one of my examples that took over the thread like a cancer (and sprouted three separate threads) overshadowed the original thread, I thought I'd make another crack at this question, but this time without the distraction of my mind-bleach inducing example.

So do you have any anatomical quirks - be they hindrances or something you find comes in handy - that make you think your body isn't quite normal?

In my case, I have ears that don't seem to fit standard-issue iPod earphones (they keep falling out unless I spend ages adjusting them, whereas others can manage to fit them comfortably and with ease).

What makes you a freak of Nature?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:27, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My cock dribbles pre-cum
like it's going out of fashion.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

No3L
you bugger, beat me to it - like a public schoolboy in a late night dormitory pre-cum race.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Argh!
No, no, no, noooooo!

Make it stop.

Please?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 6 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

I can't help it, the quantities are copious!
I'm in talks with NASA about providing some of their exotic industrial lubricants for their aerospace programme.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I have a head that can rotate 360 degrees.
But I can only do this at certain times of the month.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I can crack pretty much every joint in my body very loudly.

Great for irritating people during meetings.
(username1, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:57, Reply)

My cock bends to the left a little
Apparently because I'm right handed.

But it's ok, it's not that freaky. It might even be quite useful, again, apparently.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

My cock doesn't dribble
he just crows, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

/drags tone up



Poor Tone
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)