Kristine reminded me that I have been remiss and not told you my favourite lyrics:
"I wanna be Bob Dylan/Well Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky/Well man, when everybody loves you/That's just about as funky as you can be."

"If you want my views on history/Then there's something you should know/The three that I admire most/Are Curly, Barry and Mo/Don't worry about the future/Sooner or later it's the past/And if the thrill is gone/Then it's time to take it back."

EDIT: There's many more, but that first one is for sure No.1. The other is just all I could think of!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If the feeling is gone, then it's time to take it back!
So stand up all your raw recruits, throw away those designer suits!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:06, Reply)

"What colour panties are you wearing?"
"And how long have you been wearing them?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)

They're dark blue with a light blue trim
And I put them on at about 6.45am.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Spiffing
Have you soiled them yet? Or is the mrs not playing?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)

She's out for the evening
I have been sitting in my pants for a good four hours now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, Reply)

You mean
have been sitting in my pants a rapidly encrusting pool of my own spunk for a good four hours now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

It's true
I thought about you in your big flappy coat and it just went off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)

*Adopts Nigella voice*
You like it when it flaps... don't you?

*Sultry pout to camera*

*Rub cream from nipple*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, Reply)

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, Reply)

But it's so much fun
*puts cream back on nipples*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, Reply)

*Flaps at clendrix*
It's OK, the missus is in the shower - there's only you and me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)

But Al's watching...

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, Reply)

It's OK
He's gone blind from when Tightly jismed in his eyeballs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Well that's fine then.
Let's squash up here on the side of the thread.
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*squashes*
*falls off thread*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Ooh, this is cuddly, innit!
What will the neighbours say?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Invite them in!

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Sauce!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Mmmm...sauce

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Come in!
but mind the spunk pools on the carpet.

It's OK, al will lap them up later. You'll never know they were there, unless he tries to tongue you.

I think I'm going to watch Newsnight for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Your weapon's cocked, your target's in your sight!
There's a party raging somewhere in the world...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Gotta serve you country
gotta service your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, Reply)

You're all enlisted in the armies of the nii-iiiigght...
And I ain't in it for the power!
And I ain't in it for the wealth!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I ain't in it for the glory or anything at all
and I sure ain't in it for my health!

Well i'm

IN it 'till it's
OVER and I
JUST can't
STOP.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, Reply)

If you wanna get it done
you gotta fight for yourself!

And I like my music like I like MY LIIIIIFE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, Reply)