I want to be
on a one way plane.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Surely a one-way plane
would only go up? You'd have no way of landing, you silly fool
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Parachute dear Bert
It's a secret insertion of thousands of Australians all over the country, filling our glorious woods with many millions of drop bears.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Drop Bear sounds like a CareBear
who exposes itself
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Actually
this. To Austin.

Also, independent bars and some restaurants can sponsor you for a working type visa.

I've asked my sister, who has a friend in teh Forrin office.

Will let you know. If all else fails, marry Bert.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Nah
she's got a man, and they're very much in love. Only a complete lunatic would go within 400 yards of me
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Bert
I've been within 400 yards of you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I stand by my statement

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Wanna go out on a
date?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Yes please
shall we snog at the back of the pictures, or do you want to get me drunk and rape me?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Can you not rape
me at the back of the pictures?

Preferably whilst watching Hannah Montana gurn over the Jonas brothers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Fuck yeah
That Miley Cyrus would get it hard right in her chipmunk-y little face
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)