Where do you want to be right now?
Looking out of the window (raining hard and very windy), I want to be in a tent with the rain hammering hard overhead, curled up with my partner in an deafening display of fluffeh.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At home in bed
I feel really ill
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

In bed with your Mother?
Then you'd be really sick.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Only if you included his sister and grandmothers as well.
Oh, and his dad, plus a WWE sixed tub of baby oil.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

That's not sick
that's christmas
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

My Mum died four years ago
the bedroom's starting to smell a bit, but at least she's stopped stealing the covers
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Playing Football - 'In the hole' on a warm, rainy, spring day.
Maybe all of you are thinking "oo-er!"

But if you know football like I know football, then 'In the hole' is where it's at.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Oxfordshire
With X.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

The bald guy in the wheelchair?
With the crazy mind-powers?
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Cumbria with Y.
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

A sensible answer
There's a little pub near here called the Harrington Arms (Gawsworth).

I want to be there - in the midle of the countryside, with a nice steak, a pint of real ale and my chums.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Well,
I'm going to Wales later, so I'd rather be there now.
T'would cut out four or five hours of travelling.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Yaw gonna git some
good sweet lovin', from a lady!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I want to be
on a one way plane.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Surely a one-way plane
would only go up? You'd have no way of landing, you silly fool
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Parachute dear Bert
It's a secret insertion of thousands of Australians all over the country, filling our glorious woods with many millions of drop bears.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Drop Bear sounds like a CareBear
who exposes itself
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Actually
this. To Austin.

Also, independent bars and some restaurants can sponsor you for a working type visa.

I've asked my sister, who has a friend in teh Forrin office.

Will let you know. If all else fails, marry Bert.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Nah
she's got a man, and they're very much in love. Only a complete lunatic would go within 400 yards of me
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Bert
I've been within 400 yards of you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I stand by my statement

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Wanna go out on a
date?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Yes please
shall we snog at the back of the pictures, or do you want to get me drunk and rape me?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Can you not rape
me at the back of the pictures?

Preferably whilst watching Hannah Montana gurn over the Jonas brothers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Fuck yeah
That Miley Cyrus would get it hard right in her chipmunk-y little face
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I wouldn't
Want to be any place other than here. If I was I wouldn't be able to piss off my work mates!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

At Home.
Then I could take some drugs to alleviate the pain. Oh the pain.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)