Monday.
I'm more looking forward to MONDAY than anything.
There's very important football to be had, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah,
Jolly good.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I actually agree
Monday is very important. It may be the last opportunity I get for a year to go to the pub to watch the match.

I realise that I could, in fact, still go to the pub next year to watch the like of Chelsea and Man U showboating. But why the hell would I want to do that? Winning constantly is dull. Dull, I tell you!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

the best result
from the match would be if Christiano Ronaldo were to get very, very hurt.

Actually hurt, rather than his usual pretend hurt with tears.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I don't generally like to wish bad things on people
other than members of the government, people who ride motorbikes, and the people who run TESCO and ASDA, but this really appeals to me. I'd like a career ending tackle. That would wipe the smile of the smug cunts face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Unless he played for Newcastle
But as he doesn't, he can fuck off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

If he played for Newcastle
Joey Barton would probably knife him after the first training session.

He's another world class cunt, but for the simple fact that he is simply scum, not because I'm jealous that he's a massively better footballer than me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

al.....
You pay attention to football...? I feel so betrayed, I don't know if our relationship can make it through this
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Only in a casual way.
I don't think of football when we're together you know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

YES YOU DO
That's why you got me to wear the Zebra costume. You LIED to me

*runs away crying*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

You're just jealous
because he's well sexy and gets his hair done at Toni and Guy
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)