JMG
I would like to engage you in an embrace of sexual love-making. How's about it?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:11, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

It's no good Bert
I think he's gone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I was too late?
I always miss the fun. Maybe I'll catch him later on /talk
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

We've never spoke on /talk, have we?
Which one are you?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

We've talked a few times
only briefly, mind. You're very wrapped up in yourself, which makes it difficult to discuss anything, but that only makes me want you more
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

That's alright.
I hold a strict no fatties stance.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I'm 11 stone of bony sexual goodness

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I can vouch for this
the bony bit anyway. Not the sexeh bit. That would be wrong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Stop trying to sell yourself to JMG!
This is now looking desperate.
Can QOTW not put forward one respectable user?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

My arse is tighter than a Scotsman's wallet
are you sure you can't be tempted?

*rubs nipple hair*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Respectable user?
*laughs maniacally*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

As much as I'd expect you to look better than most of b3ta's women, I can safely put to you the notion that JMG isn't a fruit.
Now I'm a PC gentleman who is all for you puffters having your own rights and all that.
But I can only go so far. I can't accommodate the big bent lifestyle.

Plus, you're on QOTW.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Well, I appreciate your honesty
If I had some gender reassignment surgery, would you be interested then?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

No thank you.
I'm way too important for all that nonsense.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Do you have a sister?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Yes. She's a b3tan.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Really...?
May I ask who? I'd totally like to give her one
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, Reply)

That's because you're a Scotsman, Bert

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I put myself forward.
Although I'm not entirely sure what this is for.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Shut up, Morris

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I think we firmly established that
My real name is unimportant on here.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

And stop talking to me,
You're tarring my with your crapulance.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I need to present a clean sheet
For whatever this is.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Morris, shut up

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Shut up, Morris.
Why can't I link to my reply here?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)