I am going to say it -
I am never ever ever ever going to drink again - right that's it - my old friend is gone... apparently thorn bushes don't mind if you fall in them, but human skin tends to slightly shred...

And having a hangover when you suffer with nose bleeds makes having a nose bleed and worshiping at the porcelain alter a really fun experience.

I thought I was about to die - I am soooo ill!!!!!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:38, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pfft. If you can be bothered, or more to the point are capable of, accessing b3ta AND posting a message you didn't drink enough softcock.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 10 May 2009, 6:36, Reply)

^This
I'm assuming you're fairly young so man the fuck up : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:02, Reply)

And it also sounds like
somebody got to the toilet to throw up instead of waking up in an alley covered in vomit. So doesn't sound that bad, frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I agree.
Waking up in alleys covered in sick is just about as low as it gets.
Especially when it means you miss your friend's birthday celebrations the next day.
Shameful.
( thealternativefact, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You haven't been drunk until you've woken up with three days of shit in your underpants.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Ok that's all fine.............pub then?

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

unfortunatly - this is the hangover being sick time...
as the night before I was in a thorn bush in an alley - and my hangovers are because I am old well... old enough to know better...

I think I can feel my liver pulsating.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)