Who else thinks this invokes the pictures rule?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5298543/Plumber-gives-birth-to-twin-in-scene-reminiscent-of-Alien.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm pretty happy
that it's pictureless, frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
Pictures or it didn't happen!

I wanna see Gav!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

"I have him in a jar at home and call him little Gav"
Sounds like a b3tan to me.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I got distracted and
Ended up reading this:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5290491/Tony-Alleyne-and-his-Star-Trek-flat.html
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

So he doesn't see the lack of a bed as a hinderence
I wonder when he last got laid...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Yeah...
And the fact he was using benefit payments on this...
Dammit, we've been paying for the damn thing.
( Cawl, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Well, he *is* a trekkie
So it goes without saying!
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Hmmm,
"After his wife left him, Tony Alleyne set out to create the ultimate bachelor pad, painstakingly turning his flat into a Star Trek set"

Okay. I'm no expert at these things, but I'm getting an idea of why his wife left him.

(also, am I the only one that found the terrible dress sense and crap furnishings in general the most unbeleivable thing about star trek? I mean, what is it - 400 years into the future and we all loose any sense of style?)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Open your mind Mr Quaid..

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:22, Reply)