I've given up, really.
The trouble with having lots in common with someone is that stubborness is a shared trait also. Immovable object, unstoppable force.

This is all made more poignant by the fact that he is blind and retarded.

Now, my ideal relationship is one where I spend time with someone who is my friend and whom I care about and who I get to be monogamous with and have a good, fun, dirty time with, and yet I still have my own space and get to keep my independence and nothing seems prescribed or forcefully adhering to some kind of rigid social definition of cliched coupledom. And would involve booze.
I mean, is that too much to ask? Is it? Eh? EH?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So, basiccly, you want a pet dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:23, Reply)

"a fun, dirty time"
You don't own a dog do you?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

No
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25, Reply)

a dog
might be just the thing to fill the gaping hole.

I'm not allowed pets though, not til the ASBO ends. If I go within 100 metres of a petting zoo I'll be back in court quicker than you can say "I didn't think it would come off in my hand"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I've got an alsatian and a video camera
I think we could make some money.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I got a premium YouTube account, would that be ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:28, Reply)

I have access to a colour photocopier
so I could literally make some money, and we could just use the alsatian and video camera for sex.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:28, Reply)