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The new Wilkinson Quattro For Women Bikini
Literally minutes of fun.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:21,
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Does it buzz and give you sexytime jollys
while you scrape off your pubes?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:22,
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It does buzz
but I drew the line at applying it directly because of the big metal teeth (on the trimmer).
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:24,
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Isn't that
a soft drink from the Eighties?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:24,
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damn
now I want a cocktail.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:26,
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damn
now I want a cock
tail.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:26,
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I've got one of those
The big vibrating blades give an awfully close trim. Closer than I was expecting.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:27,
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yes!
And after I got over the surprise I was rather pleased about that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:28,
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Despite being a terrible cliche
I'm going to have to invoke the pictures rule.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:30,
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Here you go:

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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31,
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Phwoar!
*spluffs*
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Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31,
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Absolutely not, for I am a laaaayde
I doubt that many people want to see pics of my clunge anyway
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:31,
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I suspect you might be wrong about that.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:32,
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Seconded
Sorry becky, but all the internet perverts have to go somewhere, don't they?
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33,
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I'm not a pervert
I was just asking on your behalf.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:33,
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I never said you were...
...but
me and all my other friends are sat round a computer in a mouldy shed waiting with our hands round our flaccid cocks awaiting this picture thank you for sparing me the embarrassment of being the only one to ask.
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:35,
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Well I see CHCB's gotten hers out, so no need for me to show mine now :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:36,
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Are you kidding?
I was hoping you'd both start duelling with them...
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:40,
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neat trimmage of small triangle of muffage - check!
complete hair removal from 'business area' without rapid onset of nasty stubble - total fail
*confuses*
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 13 May 2009, 6:04,
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