Where's Bert?
I kinda miss the daft old cunt.

Edit: let's be having your conspiracy theories and nuggets for the rumour mill, then.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:17, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know.
I miss him too.
I need his sillyness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I think though.
that he's been kidnapped and anally probed by aliens. Aliens that look like Al.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Don't you go being all innocent.
You killed him with your fluffeh hugs. Naughty Vamp.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

did not!
I only let him 'ave a motorboat!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Oh yes you did!
I saw it wrote down on the internets and everything. MOIDER!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

JMG
and Bert are one and the same.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I think he got fed up trying to get me to sleep with him so he's gone away.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

It's true!
I knew something was missing, but I couldn't quite think what it was. A bit like a toothache that suddenly goes away.

I reckon he's joined a traveling burlesque group.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Bert
is my "underdesk relaxational therapist", currently locked in my filing cabinet until services required.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Yes, it does, doesn't it ;-)
He'll be back. You can't keep a good cunt down.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

He was last seen
in the vicinity of Master Pain's den with a flourescent jacket and a moderatly worried looking goat.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Gonz ate him
as there's only room for so many people on OT at any one time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)