A question of etiquette
A mate of mine just asked me how many dates should he have to go on with his new missus before he comes on her face?

I said he should at least have met the parents.

Waddya think - too soon, or too long?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:42, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think he should just ask her
She might love it, like your mum, or she might hate it, like your sister.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

My Sister never complained
Hankies in mouths tend to supress most noises.
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I think he should wait until the roofies have taken effect.
Anything sooner is just un-gentalmanly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

half
Just half a date is sufficient depending on the lady in question.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Once she starts getting comfortable farting in bed with him in it.
Then I think facials are acceptable.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

So it's a first-nighter then?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

For you, yes : )
Lucky boy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
You weren't the lady I was picturing in my mind :-)
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Nooooo!
I meant your other half. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, Reply)

If that rule applied 100% of the time...
...I could justify facializing the cat.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Err...what?
Poor kitteh. Hells teeth, I don't like cats at the best of times but...eww.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Cats are great
unfortunately I have one who's a tad afflicted with an unfortunate wind problem. She likes to curl up on our bed on a Saturday morning.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

I was at a mates' wedding this weekend
and the night before the big prison sentence, I insisted he assure me she can take a load in the face before I could possibly allow him to marry her.

It's a staple of any good (romantic) relationship.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Third occasion...
"The first sex is the frenzied 'release the tension' shag, second the tender lovemaking where you take your time to really get to know each other in an intimate way - once you are through that shite it is OK to splash your Gentleman's Relish all over her face." - Debrett's Guide For The Modern Gentleman.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

perhaps
when she's comfortable with crapping on his chest..
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:46, Reply)