Ladies and Gentlemen!
I have arrived! I have achieved true validation on the internet!

None other than Jam Master Geordie is a fan of me!

Discuss this please, but don't get upset.

And no fat birds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about
fat blokes?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, Reply)

You're on the internet
it goes without saying that you are fat.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

OMG ur liek sooooo luky.
What's ur secret so i can emulate ur sucess?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Really
this kind of purile wobbling is most unbecoming of a girl. Even on the internet.

I'm incredibly popular you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I don't wobble
I weebl
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Am I bovvered?
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Why must you always spend time replying to my posts
really, i'm too popular to worry about you, but still.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

i friendeded you ages ago
no fucking fanfare for me

*considers*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Once again
an online fatty starts wobbling when I get involved. I'm sure it can't have been all my fault. But there you go.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:57, Reply)

are you calling me fucking fat


*checks profile pic*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

This constant wobbling
and blaming me is most tiring.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Can I please go on your list?
I'll be better at internetting, I promise.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

It's not up to me
honestly are you going to reply to everything I post?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'll stop replying when
I get on the list.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, Reply)

althegeordie repeats himself
You are entering a bitter debate with yourself there. Online.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Still replying
To you.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Really
you must get bored following me around everywhere. I will just make the point that I am incredibly popular.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Not really.
So, you gonna add me to your list?
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

althegeordie repeats himself
You shouldn't get so upset on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*Althegeordie anthem*
*Firm handshakes*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)

*tips hat*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Fucking hell!
I bet you feel completely validated now. On line.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It won't matter
all the validation is from fat people.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

SHOW ME YOUR TITS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Show me yours and we'll talk

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You can't HANDLE my tits

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Then you can't see mine
*flashes everyone else*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Huh
Now I don't believe in the existence of a benevolent God.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Can I touch you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Oh look
internet pandering. This whole pretend homosexuality is very tiring. I am extremely important after all
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I just wanted to do what everyone else was doing
I'm a conformist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

But if we talk to you then we're pandering
if we ignore you then we're lolfatties.

I vote we all put Al on ignore
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, Reply)

editz
ignore Cleopatra's Needle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Oooh...
...is he from London too?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

FINALLY
Someone I can worship online and take inspiration from to lose some fucking weight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)