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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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KILL ME NOW!
I've just walked into the bedroom to switch my bedside lamp on then walked out of the bedroom and thought shit, I need to turn my bedside lamp on. I walked back into the bedroom and switched the lamp off.


Does anyone know what the first stages of alzheimers is?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:32, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yes, voting Tory

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:45, Reply)
or Labour
Theiving bastards, the lot of 'em.

Let's see.

Piano wire? Check.

Lampposts? Check.

646 overly deserving individuals? Hell, yes - CHECK!

Revolution, anyone?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:56, Reply)
I did
but I've forgotten what it was.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:50, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaha!

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Yes
My gran had this - bad. By the end, all she could do was walk in and out of the bedroom, switching her bedside lamp off and on.

She died screamng. Standing up. We found her, standing, jaw agape, hands clutched around her face. Holding a lamp.
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, Reply)
Oh and another thing
My gran had this - bad. By the end, all she could do was walk in and out of the bedroom, switching her bedside lamp off and on.

She died screamng. Standing up. We found her, standing, jaw agape, hands clutched around her face. Holding a lamp.
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Have I told you my alzheimers joke?
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:24, Reply)
No?
is the punchline, "Yes I did."
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

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