Currently hating my digestive system
My body has decided for me that that I am becoming a vegetarian. It will not allow me to eat any meat, any sauces, eggs, or even bread, pasta and cereals. All I can eat is fruit or vegetables without me having to stop after a couple of mouthfuls. In desperation to kickstart my meating habits again, I have a bacon sandwich for lunch... most of it is now in the bin. I couldn't even face just picking out the delicous bacon. Can I have a new digestive system please? I'll even swap with Pooflake for the ability to eat meat again!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:47, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm
Have you spoken to your doctor abuot this? That's an interesting problem that you have there.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

That's heartbreaking
I'd be utterly bereft without meat.

I'm more than happy to eat vegetarian food but the thought of never eating, say, a juicy steak again makes me want to cry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Man the fuck up.
It's only meat.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

It's just so tempting.
I can smell the bacon. My stomach is rumbling and my mouth is watering. All I can eat is the apples I brought with me. I doubt I'd be able to manage vegetarian food either, as I just can't handle things like pasta or bread even right now.

@Ed - as I have to see him soon anyway, I'll mention it then.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

yeah you should mention that...
my friend is Gluten intolerant and that was pretty much how her body told her - she could barely eat anything without feeling shocking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Hello VC
:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

howdy

:-]
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

How's things, and isn't
it past bedtime on a school night there :p?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

bite me
*grumps*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*bites finger*
Ed, you should know better that that about when happens when you tell people to go to bed... they get scratchy. I recommend the cholorform.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

*growls*
fuck off with the chloroform I don't need that to sleep.

Love you both really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Thanks sweetie
I love you too xxx
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Ah ha!
I know it's not this - I can still drink beer in my normal quantities and have no side effects. Just have to see what the doctor says.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Good man HP
It may be the startings of acid reflux or a peptic ulcer, perhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'd give you mine,
but I'm on the verge of being diagnosed with some kind of inflammatory bowel disease, so my eating habits are going to have to change soon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

MTFU
Then take a BIIIIIG course of probiotics and prebiotics.

They is good for a dodgy digestive system.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)