We haven't talked about Swine Flu lately
Perusing the HPA website I see that 57 of 102 confirmed UK cases are in London.

I propose all London bashes be moved to Birmingham for the duration for safety reasons.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I's rather risk death by Bacon Fever
than go to Birmingham.

Although if I happen to catch it, I'll be happy to turn up and cough all over the lot of you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Veto

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Good work.
*high fives*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Haha!
I've been to Birmingham once.
I don't wanna go again.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

We all know
Leamington is where it's at
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I gotta agree there.
Was gonna say "Leamington Essex"... But that's simply not true :(
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I think you should venture further north just to be on the safe side.
Those bugs can travel fast.

West Yorkshire should be far enough.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

If there's going to be a global pandemic
then really you want to catch it in the first wave, when the healthcare system's not overwhelmed and the drugs are still available. That way you'll be immune to the subsequent, more deadly waves and will be healthy enough to flee out of town, away from the mountains of corpses and secondary infections.

*coughs*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

So, you're saying that
There're actually benefits to where I live?
I'll outlast you all, then be KING OF ENGLAND.
( Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Svalbard
's where it's at!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

No
Birmingham is bad
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Birmingham
Is the cheaper, nicer smelling less crime-y version of London.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I was in Brum last weekend
Not impressed.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)