I also need your advice dear B3tans.
I'm supposed to go the gym later but cannot be arsed. What can I do to burn calories that doesn't involve going outside, (it's raining), or a partner.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:37, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New "solo" moves?
Don't know what they'd be, but if you can exercise whilst having sex, I'm sure the presence of another person shouldn't have to be mandatory.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

You could always
come clean my cooker.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Dust and hoover.
And any other household chores you can think of.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Did that at the weekend.
And cleaning cookers is a job I hate the most.

And how can you have energetic sex by yourself?
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Bean flicking
On the exercise bike?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Use your imagination

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Dunno
When you find out let us know.

I'm sure it must involve squats and sit ups of some sort.

Which is why I'll mostly not be exercising until I'm moved in with the fella.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Suction base dildo + arm dips

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I might just go to my mothers and chase the family dog around the house.
He likes that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

If that's how you're solo sexing
You're doing it wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Breakdance?
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Once you said without a partner I had no ideas, but there were some interested ideas proposed here.
If you follow all of them, you will burn a lot of calories (but it would be more fun to do them with a partner).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Dance
One advantage of being on your own - you can play what you want, mime the words, throw your arms in the air, pull faces etc.

And it's great exercise !
( I_Was_Mordred, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

This.
Dancing like an energetic loon.
Don't worry about looking cool, just go for it!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, Reply)

and if you want music to dance to
look up DJ Abstraction on Google and download his stuff - he's a b3tan as well, and his mixes are ACES !
( I_Was_Mordred, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:06, Reply)

pack up all your stuff into boxes as though you were leaving
then make up with yourself, and unpack them.

trust me, you'll be knackered.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, Reply)

It's ok folks.
I manned the fuck up and went to the gym : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:33, Reply)