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You like the taste of cat AIDS?
You're the reason why we have cat aids
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19,
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I am,
Sorry to cats everywhere.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:22,
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It does taste great

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Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23,
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Did you hear
What MM said about those jars?
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25,
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Oh fuck off you horrible boys
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28,
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What did she say?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30,
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That a doctor friend of hers
Said Shippams Paste jars are the most commonly-retrieved foreign object from the human anus, in the UK.
Apparently it's because they're the perfect shape for pushing haemorrhoids back in :\
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37,
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Brilliant!
I'm trying this when I get home.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40,
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For the record,
I don't keep my cat-AIDS in my bum.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42,
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Of course you don't
You wouldn't be able to infect more cats that way. You keep it in your oversized, shaven ballsack
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47,
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For the first time in living memory
I currently have a jar of Shipphams in my fridge. I actually bought it the weekend after meeting MM at Dok's birthday bash. Coincidence?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44,
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Ahaha!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26,
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That's more like it
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23,
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