OMG OMG OMG Oh Em Gee
I know a really badly kept secret about two b3tans. And it's such rubbish gossip that I forgot about it from Friday until now.

Edit: Christ I'm bored
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:14, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me
Go on, tell me, you know you want to.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Sorry sweets, it's too secret to put on here
Gaz me and I'll tell you. If I don't reply then you'll know that it's about you :)

Off to my interview now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Hah!
I bet my secret is better than your secret.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Nobody wants to know
About you pushing your haemorrhoids back in with a jar of Shippams Paste.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Haven't had that in years.
Shippam's paste, that is. Not haemorrhoids. I've had them more recently...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I think I know which ones
When they told me, they seemed a little taken aback by my response of "I know".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

In b3ta
Nothing is secret, and nothing is shocking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Apart from our shocking secret.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

and the secret 'shocker'
*makes appropriate hand gesture*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah.
You love that.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Damn right i do
Two in the 'skin, one in the bin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

*makes inappropriate hand gesture*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

*Intruiges*
It may be badly kept, but I'm fucking clueless, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Me too
I am far from knowledgeable about all the b3tan trysts.

Incidentally, 'tryst' is a great word to use in Hangman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I make it my mission in life
To know about the... *ahem* "ins and outs" of the Off Topic peoples.

They call me Guy Fellatio - Sex Detective.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Well, blow me...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I'd rather not.
My parents had a cruel sense of humour.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

You're not the only on DG
I don't know either!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

If it is what I think it is...
You really bloody well should fella.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Gaz'd
I'm *really* not sure what you mean.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I think HDL will have the answers you seek.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)