For those of you who were interested in my cracker exploits of the evening previous,
I have recieved a reply.


Did they send me a cheque for squillions? No.
Did they offer me a job in their R&D team? No.
Did they send me a complimentary cracker or two? No.

Did they send me a generic thankyou for your interest, your comments have been passed to the appropriate personnel e-mail? Yes.

Thank you, fellow b3tans, for your suggestions at such a difficult time for me. I shall let you know if anything further does occur from this, but it seems we shall be evermore condemned to conform to how "The Man" wants us to eat his crackers.
(TheColonel, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Previously unimagined levels of racism
I'm especially appalled that you were expecting them to send you a couple of complimentary white-folk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:34, Reply)

shut your mouth honkey
Fight the good fight colonel.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Thank you.
Your assistance pleases me.
(TheColonel, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:54, Reply)

It occurs to me...
having just read your letter, that while the perforation is on the vertical, you are eating the cracker on the horizontal. Would it not prevent inappropriate breakage if you turned your cracker 1/4 turn and ate it on the vertical?

Other than that, cracking good letter I must say.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Somebody mentioned this perforation business before,
and I just ignored it, and I had more pressing matters at hand, namely the subject of cheese.

ARE they perforated? Have I overlooked such a simple detail? I remember being in le France and eating crackers not too dissimilar to jacobs, although not quite as bubbly or delicious and they were much more rectangular with a perforated across the centre.

I must investigate.
(TheColonel, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I thought someone might have mentioned
However I didn't read any replies to your letter as the letter was so interesting and all consuming of my time, I couldn't lower my intellectual level to read further.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, Reply)