I'm hungry
But I'm broke.

Are envelopes safe to eat?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:21, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you considered
going up to strange men, stroking their arm and giggling? It works for drinks, apparently.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:23, Reply)

I have, but there are none here
*is at work*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:24, Reply)

The must be
some nutrition in the glue surely.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:39, Reply)

Are men made with glue then?
*awaits obvious jokes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, Reply)

No
but horses are.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:53, Reply)

It's perfectly safe to eat
I'd suggest eating your techie though. Over time his body has absorbed even more glue than you'll find on the largest of envelopes, and it will also have absorbed a significant amount of metal from various places (this is why they cannot be run over. FACT).

Theatre techies: A good source of horse protein and iron.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:06, Reply)

can you not
break into the bar?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I could
But I'm not going to.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Only if
they're held down by four strong men. Otherwise, they'll bite your head off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:52, Reply)