Joining QotW on a more permanent basis
I have so much to share:

Cock Tuesday
ym
My horrible rants

What do you think? am I ready to move to offtopic or am I still considered a sort of irritating /talk troll.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you've failed the first test.
Sorry.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Veto

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Cock Tuesday?
I am intrigued enough to allow you to move. Are we talking bird or phallus?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

don't get him started

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Thank fuck!
Another voice of reason.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

If you only knew the power of Cock Tuesday
I don't need QotW anyway.
We have our OWN SECRET BOARD.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Secret?
Haha!
Strangely enough, the 29th December is my Birthday.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

actually it isn't that secret anymore.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15629 ;(
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, Reply)

This seems an awful lot like Gollum talking to himself in LOTR
I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Ahaha
Loving this right now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I'm having a seriously
dull day at work. B3tabitching/ranting is helping me through it just
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/39915?q=cock+tuesday
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

A personal favourite
www.b3ta.com/talk/5990587
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

After
two pages the words "cock" and "Tuesday" have lost all meaning
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

WOOP WOOP WOOP

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

It's a free country. *shrugs*
What is your stance on internet hugs?
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

You'd need to write more than one line answers
Not sure if you'd be able to manage that after so many years of /talk.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I like the idea of a board that is /talk but with the ability to hotlink images.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

ANGER

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Why the anger?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You just seem very angry today.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Not in this thread
*checks*

Nope, you must be thinking of another thread.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Fine by me!
Especially considering you're going to win this week!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, Reply)

There are no words to describe the size of my smirk at this thought.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

You'll be ok here I think.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

You know what I'm like Piston.
You of all people should have cause to curse my migration.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

In that case, you're welcome here

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Actually I don't mind.
It's only the internet.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Ah Wormy
All b3tans are welcome here. Especially you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Well, everyone...
Except Bert
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I like Bert
Where is he? Has he flounced off to the b3ta retirement home for the enraged attention seeker?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'm afraid his attention-seeking
Was terminal.
He didn't get the required amount and lapsed into a coma.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I hear
he got absorbed into the body of the guy who came second in the 2007 South Vietnamese Sumo Wrestling Championship, and is now touring Portugal with a following of portly Vietnamese assistants, trying to find Madeline McCann.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Don't you mean
Trying to remember where he put her?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)

STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.
Idiots, the attention will draw him out of hibernation.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I actually texted him yesterday or the day before...can't remember
to ask him where he was and no response. Ponders...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Are you
Trying to ruin the internet?
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

No, I'm just THAT bored today
couldn't you tell?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, I could actually.
:p
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Well done
biscuit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I best not,
It's lunchtime soon.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Rants
Rants are welcome here. I can't have the monopoly on being an Angry Man.

ym
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I didn't know you were an Angry Man
I shall pretend to be scared from now on.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

He does a very good line in Angry man
just not every day. He's very concise and articulate as well though, so random rants can be caught up in well worded discourse
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Thank you!
Life's little frustrations tend to make me seethe... Then I write about them. I like to think there's a little Citizen Smith spirit in me.

Apparently I'm very nice and polite in the real world.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Welcome
I expect full on rage when we meet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

My opinion is worth naught to all, I fear
but I have been entertained by your posts and have no objection whatsoever to seeing more of them.

I do, however, reserve the right to reverse this decision at any time.

Thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)