There is no best one...
..blow-jobs are like pizza, even the worst one you have had is pretty good.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I dunno
Had one with digital prostate massage once. I couldn't walk for twenty minutes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Why?
Did he kick you in the balls as he cum?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Cuntcuntcunt
Yes. Probably.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I prefer analogue.

BOOM BOOM.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)

^This
Purely because, when I read 'digital prostate massage,' my first thought was to imagine some kind of electronic device you could hang off your bell-end...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Is this where you put an optic mouse up your arse?

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

None of this rubber-ball shit round here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Not really, I've had a few where I wish we never bothered.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Also this

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)