I can..
-put my legs behind my head.
-join my hands behind my back, one arm coming back up over my shoulder - the other coming up from under, up to my mid forearm.
-can bend over backwards and touch the ground
-line my feet up, soles touching, draw my feet all way back until their resting just in front of me, then make my knees touch the ground
-lotus
-join my hands in front of me, step over them, dislocate and rotate both my shoulders in turn to "skip" with my own arms, and the same in reverse.

And a whole bunch of other things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah, but can you do them all at the same time?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I think the question is
can she do all these things while applying for a UK working visa?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

yup.
sure can poptart. And can do things you wish I'd do to you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Trust me
You'll have problems finding that much barbed wire.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

who said anything about *barbed* wire?
razor wire is where it's at.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Mistress Cat
I like your style. Will you be wanting the spiked stiletto's today?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)

noes...
I can't walk in stilettos - my balance is bad enough already without putting me on miniature stilts!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Ah ha
Never managed them either.

I shall fetch the razor bladed flats instead.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You are awful.
But I like you! *shoves*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28, Reply)

After reading a few of those
I suddenly don't want the rest of this cider...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)