Have you ever wondered
if it's possible to inhale two whole squares of toilet paper while preparing to blow your nose, subsequently coughing-up morsels of soggy bog roll for ten minutes afterwards?

Yes. Yes it is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh...
That's actually quite surprising!

Did you know, in other breathing-related facts, that it you inhale a teaspoonful of sherbert, it makes you feel like your lungs are on fire?
( Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Wow.
Who'd have thought?

Snorting tabasco results in a similar feeling for your whole nasal tract. It's quite exhilerating.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

On a similar note
People who say that sneezes are 1/7th of an orgasm are talking shit. I accidentally inhaled some sherbet, spent the next minute sneezing constantly with tears of pain streaming down my face.

Did. Not. Cum. Once.

Afterwards it felt like my nose had been raped by a bus.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I once snorted my own cum
and it made me sneeze 7 times
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

wakky

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I remember the first episode of bizzare ER
Some guy had a nose bleed adn the hospital has stiffed wadding up his nose to stop it... when they pulled it out it looked like two huge, green slimy cigars.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06, Reply)

*boke*
Salty.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

you're all a bunch of freaks
(suprisngly not an autocomplete)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Was it clean bog roll?
Or 'second hand'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Fuck, you'd have to be trying though surely?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Well done pickle
biscuit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Hey!
I'm not pb!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Calm down dear
I offered Kaol one yesterday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh...
In that case, sure ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)