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I'm going to have a really slow and dull afternoon today
any suggestions for how to liven it up?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49,
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put bell end in light socket.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51,
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And...
...put a light bulb in your mouth and anus.
See if they light up.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56,
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or thread a fluro through the space between your ears
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02,
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Set your hair on fire,
Strip naked, punch a cop.
Start running, whilst wanking.
See if you can finish the job before you get arrested.
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Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54,
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mess about with this, but dont cheat
www.freerice.com/index.php
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55,
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managed level 45 without struggling. not too bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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Soak a Mars bar in water for a few minutes
Roll some sweetcorn into the surface and rough it up a bit.
Leave it on your boss' desk.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56,
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Bonus points
if you walk in, pick it up and take a bite of it, Caddyshack style, when they shout.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:05,
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Caddyshack!
My mate always answers when asked 'what do you do for a living?' with "What Bill does in Caddyshack"
Most people get confused, but the cool people get it.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:44,
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Make a toilet roll periscope...
...hide under your desk and have this sample of a submarine sonar 'ping' looped.
www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=20223If anyone asks what you are up to respond only in fake German giving name, rank and number.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02,
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this is a fantastic idea
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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I second this.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21,
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Hmmm...
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
Bury all your clothes
Paint you left knee green
Extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
Pretend your name is Keith
Any of the above
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04,
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already done that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10,
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Damn...
How about...
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
Any of them?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:15,
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Or alternatively
Push pineapple.
Shake the tree.
Grind coffee.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19,
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Do the monkey?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21,
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Mash some potato.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25,
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Do the smurf...
...and get funky.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37,
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Do the twist?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:50,
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FREAKOUT!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57,
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WIPEOUT!!
.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:19,
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Invent a new letter for the alphabet
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07,
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Strip and run through the office with your pants on your head
screaming wibble is optional
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18,
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You've really got
a thing about underwear at the moment, Becky!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20,
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And why not?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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Oh, I'm not complaining
Merely making an observation. :)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:20,
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Stick two fingers up at the establishment
literally: Walk out to the front of the building and strike the pose.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24,
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That's given me
a truly hilarious mental image, if just for the sense of puerile defiance
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:23,
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Pencils and erasers.
Stick a pencil in an eraser. Repeat. Perform impromptu dance with said implements while singing "Good Ship Lollipop" in a falsetto voice.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28,
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Imagine...
...you are spending the afternoon as an interpretive dancer. Make all actions and communications in a rhythmic manner without resorting to speech.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34,
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If you work in an office
1. Go to the cleaning cupboard and steal some Vim.
2. Chop a line in one of the traps in the men's toilets and leave it with a straw.
3. Have a quick spliff/pipe load while you are there.
4. Return to desk and play 'spot the nose-bleed'.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:43,
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Hahaha!
That's disgraceful! I must try it at once!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:51,
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RAPE SOMETHING.
NOW.AND HELP ME UNJAM THE CAPS LOCK KEY FROM MY KEYBOARD
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:25,
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don't worry about it
caps lock is cruise control for awesome
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:28,
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Isn't that
only on /talk?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30,
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Bless them
They think it makes them louder
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:34,
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they are like a slightly retarded, ADHD having younger brother.
mostly annoying but you feel obliged to love them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42,
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Exactly: we can't blame them for being what they are
And it's cute when they try to join in.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44,
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