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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to have a really slow and dull afternoon today
any suggestions for how to liven it up?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:49, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

put bell end in light socket.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)
And...
...put a light bulb in your mouth and anus.

See if they light up.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

or thread a fluro through the space between your ears
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Set your hair on fire,
Strip naked, punch a cop.
Start running, whilst wanking.
See if you can finish the job before you get arrested.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

mess about with this, but dont cheat
www.freerice.com/index.php
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)
managed level 45 without struggling. not too bad

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Soak a Mars bar in water for a few minutes
Roll some sweetcorn into the surface and rough it up a bit.

Leave it on your boss' desk.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Bonus points
if you walk in, pick it up and take a bite of it, Caddyshack style, when they shout.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Caddyshack!
My mate always answers when asked 'what do you do for a living?' with "What Bill does in Caddyshack"

Most people get confused, but the cool people get it.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)
Make a toilet roll periscope...
...hide under your desk and have this sample of a submarine sonar 'ping' looped.

www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=20223

If anyone asks what you are up to respond only in fake German giving name, rank and number.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)
this is a fantastic idea

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)
I second this.

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)
Hmmm...
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
Bury all your clothes
Paint you left knee green
Extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
Pretend your name is Keith

Any of the above
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)
already done that

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Damn...
How about...
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

Any of them?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Or alternatively
Push pineapple.
Shake the tree.
Grind coffee.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)
Do the monkey?

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)
Mash some potato.

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Do the smurf...
...and get funky.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)
Do the twist?

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Aaaaaaaaaaaah

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)
FREAKOUT!

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)
WIPEOUT!!
.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Invent a new letter for the alphabet
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Strip and run through the office with your pants on your head
screaming wibble is optional
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)
You've really got
a thing about underwear at the moment, Becky!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)
And why not?

(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)
Oh, I'm not complaining
Merely making an observation. :)
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)
Stick two fingers up at the establishment
literally: Walk out to the front of the building and strike the pose.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, Reply)
That's given me
a truly hilarious mental image, if just for the sense of puerile defiance
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)
Pencils and erasers.
Stick a pencil in an eraser. Repeat. Perform impromptu dance with said implements while singing "Good Ship Lollipop" in a falsetto voice.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)
Imagine...
...you are spending the afternoon as an interpretive dancer. Make all actions and communications in a rhythmic manner without resorting to speech.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)
If you work in an office
1. Go to the cleaning cupboard and steal some Vim.

2. Chop a line in one of the traps in the men's toilets and leave it with a straw.

3. Have a quick spliff/pipe load while you are there.

4. Return to desk and play 'spot the nose-bleed'.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)
Hahaha!
That's disgraceful! I must try it at once!
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)
RAPE SOMETHING.
NOW.



AND HELP ME UNJAM THE CAPS LOCK KEY FROM MY KEYBOARD
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)
don't worry about it
caps lock is cruise control for awesome
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Isn't that
only on /talk?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Bless them
They think it makes them louder
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)
they are like a slightly retarded, ADHD having younger brother.


mostly annoying but you feel obliged to love them.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)
Exactly: we can't blame them for being what they are
And it's cute when they try to join in.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

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