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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's 20 to 8
On a fucking Sunday morning. And where am I? Yes. at fucking work.

The problem is I have NEVER had less desire to carry out any form of work-related chore than I have today. I know I have 4 audits to do, as well as a stack of other paperwork, but I cannot...be...arsed.

What to do, b3tards, what to do?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:41, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Drink a can of Red Bull
Then another. Then do it as fast as possible, and every time you finish an audit have a wank as a reward.

Failing that, find little errors in them that require you to get information off other people so you can ut it off and it all becomes their problem.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:45, Reply)
Interesting
As it's Sunday, nobody important is here.

However, repeated masturbation in a busy 999 control room is never to be recommended.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:47, Reply)
If nobody important is there
Then it's easy, you just find an excuse to speak to important person and claim the work can't be done until then.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:55, Reply)
If it's Ambulance
I may have had a hand in your software (depending on what Trust it is).
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)
If you have
I will take you outside and burn you.

Have Gazzed you with details!
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)
Oh dear God
Is this from CSC, Cerner, ATOS or Fujitsu?
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Have you had a bacon buttty to steady yourself?
If not send the office sprog to fetch one and sup tea til he returns. Can't do anything without tea and butties.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:55, Reply)

Close your web browser, put your attention on the first work related document and get stuck in.

Pointless to make the effort to go to work on Sunday and then moan on about it on here.

Your next post must be 'I've finished' otherwise you will become known as a fucking nancy looking for sympathy...
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:56, Reply)
Are you
suggesting I man the fuck up?

I have no choice. Unfortunately, sickness never sleeps and I have to make sure my little calltakers don't break the patients. Damn them.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:21, Reply)

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