I vote
We grab him, and tie him to a chair. Then make him wait until we both see our respective partners. Whilst making him wath us rub his wife with chocolate.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

eh. nahhh.
that requires *effort*.

I don't have the energy. *makes excuses* it's easier to just snog him and be done with it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:52, Reply)

That is true.
I shall wait for TD to appear, then observe with my hand under my borrowed coat, "scratching".
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:54, Reply)

if you're "scratching''
you're flicking the bean wrong.

very wrong.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 7:56, Reply)

Really? That explains a lot
Would you be able to demonstrate to us the correct technque?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 7:59, Reply)

17 mate.

I'll say it slowly.

She
is
17
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:01, Reply)

ahah easy Twitch.
It's all good. He's just messing.

To flick the bean:
Stroke one way, vertically
Stroke vertically back.

SCRATCHING IS WRONG AND IT HURTS US!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:04, Reply)

My girlfriend was 15 when I met her in person.
She is 17 now. But just like VC, you wouldn't know from speaking to her. It's all about what's in the mind.

Besides, for a proper demonstration it would have to be done in person, in small groups with a Q&A session. So that's all fine.

/edit. Went slightly too serious there. Everyone have a lollipop.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:05, Reply)

what is this "Mind" thing you speak of?
/drools mongishly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:11, Reply)

You're an aussie
You can be excused.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 8:15, Reply)

THIS IS COS I'M NOT TANNED AND BLONDE
Like aussie girls are supposed to be - isn't it?!?

/wails
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)