Question for the legal b3tans
I need to disown my sister, so she is no longer my sister. Is there any way I can legally do this?

For the rest of you, what do you reckon would be the most embarassing way (to her) to announce it to the rest of my famly?

I'm thinking taking out a full page advert in the Times...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:24, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you feel that strongly
www.ehow.com/how_2095957_disown-relative.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Thanks Becky
I was having problems finding stuff. Won't be able to do the restraining order yet, but I will definatly take this under advice.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'd say,
Just ignore her, don't have anything to do with her. Dont acknowledge her, don't interact with her.

Normally I'd be against this but the very brief veiw of her i just got was very unpleasant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

It depends
what you mean by "disown"

In your will it is possible to add a codicil which states "for all financial purposes, person XXXX is not considered to be a relative and therefore is not entitled to any share of my estate."

However, it depends whether you mean physically saying she is no longer a relative. Unfortunately, no. That's not possible. You can, of course, file a restraining order, which lets the relative know quite effectively you no longer want contact. You can also have a legal document drawn up stating "I, XXXX wish to make it clear that due to [insert reasons - make sure they are unbiased and real reasons], I no longer consider myself to have any relationship with person XXXX from hereforth unless I rescind this document. I do not wish person XXXX to be involved with decisions involving my private or public life in any way, shape or form, including (but not limited to), financial decisions, decisions regarding my care, my estate, or any other legal proceedings to which she may have cause to be party.

This needs to be drawn up by a solicitor, signed and witnessed.

Now, what the fuck has your sister done to make you want to do this?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Read through Blaireau's morning thread,
and a little way into /talk - look for Flairy_Kate for a slight idea.

Apparently that's her on a good day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I see
Interesting. Some issues there.

EDIT: Can I bait the troll. Can I? Can I? Huh??!
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Go on!
You're welcome to have a go!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

LOL, she's been all ower t'parish this morning...
or to put it another way: my goodness, that lass has issues and wants us all to know!

it was entertaining, if nothing else ;-) aye VC?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

not really.
I don't like seeing my mates being put down - even if I know them only through the interwebs.

If I ever meet her I'll have a few choice words to say to her that's for fucking sure!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

actually my dear, i thought we took care of her rather well?
and i don't think she managed to actually do any hurty-damage. i believe our pal is tougher than that...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Oh I know we did.
But I always think bullies need to be put in their places. She clearly does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

It was good to watch
Sadly, not something I could really deal with myself as she'd have gone crying to daddy and living at home, that would have made life a bit tricky.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

you are welcome!
it's what pals are for...

now, if my ex wife ever turns up you guys'll help me out?

LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Can do!
Point us in the right direction, and let go...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Kinda makes me glad I've never been married and that I am an only child.
I nearly was married once though... what a mistake that would have been.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:35, Reply)

That thread gives a rough idea
I've been putting up with this for seven years now. This isn't something I just thought up on a whim.She's caused innumerable rifts between my parents with demands for things, and thinks it's funny. I am a constant butt of her put downs. She left my grandmother in tears last time she visited them due to being rude and plain nasty. That she was willing to come on a website she knows I go on a lot and have friends on for the sole purpose of insulting me is the last straw.

If she had a nice side to her, I wouldn't be doing this. I have tried talking to her. But still the verbal abuse to me continues. Hopefully, the act of me starting the proceedings will be enough to make her be reasonable to me.

If not, it'll be nice to not have to deal with her, ever again.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

just make sure you maintain your dignity!
like you are doing right now...
keep it up, we are here to support and encourage ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Keep calm and quiet
Let her realise that she's well and truely shafted, and that I want nothing to do with her, that's my plan.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Christ on a bike lad
I can think of creative ways of doing her up like a kipper. One of them, being introduced to sexpest from /talk. The man truly will shag anything.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I doubt she'll be back
Hit and run is more her style. Unless everyone instantly agrees with her shehas little patience with everything... VC and B69 did a good job of running her off.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

We shall see
I've had a look through her /talk posts, she seems quite a bitter individual. That said, it's incredibly sad and pathetic to chase someone onto an online forum and insult them.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Jesus.
I'd want to disown her too. Poor Pot :(
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

she's a nasty piece of work
she was on /talk for a bit as well and being thoroughly arrogant and nasty over there too.

Stupid bitch.
No offence Pot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It seems like the drama llama is having a field day lately.
That tends to be why I stay off /talk since I always get flamed :(
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I'm tolerated over there
Mainly cos I'll have a go back and provide entertainment for the gormless.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I gave up
rather quickly without having a go :( too docile for my own good sometimes and tired of arguments online.
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

you are tolerated over there...
but ADORED over here...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)

/blushes
stoppit. You're making me all shy.

/grins
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

No offence taken :)
Stuff needed to be said.

I can't keep up with talk. They think and post way too fast for me to keep up, and I can't match them in having a go back.

Never forsake us OT though! We neeeeeed you!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

you LOVE it!
i must also say, i've kinda missed TD this morning :-(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

yeah the Menge a Trois (sp?)
is never quite the same without him.

and I wouldn'y do that to you guys. There are just people awake over there when you folks are all asleep. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

it's Menage-a-Trois
but i prefer Minge-a-trois
*sniggers*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:26, Reply)

If you wanted that though you'll need some more "volunteers"
You'll never get a look in though. They'll all be "busy"
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

What a cow
She sounds like a 14 carat shit.

Good luck - she needs a good cunting in the fuck
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:23, Reply)

i second that 'motion...
see what i did there?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Nope
You'll have to explain!
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

a wee play on words...
or more precisely a play on lyrics and pronunciation.

"I second that emotion" by The Temptations becomes
"I second that 'motion" in northern accent like i was seconding the motion to vote on whether or not to "cunt her in the fuck", as you proposed.

i was agreeing with you...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Shit
I forgot the sarcasm tags
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

never forget...
where you are...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Confusled now
*head asplodes*
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:40, Reply)

B3ta
Home of sarcasm, CDC's, cake and all perversions possible.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I am Cheating Rabbit and I am a Noob
*hangs head in shame*
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Hmm
I've just caught up on all this.

What a numpty your sis is. As for her assumption that you've never done anything worthwhile, I beg to differ, based on your story on your profile page. I'd say that was pretty worthwhile...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

i'd second that 'motion too!
and hi there DG
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Hey, B
How hang's it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

it hangs well, thanks, cupped gently by finest cotton...
and you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Good, ta
Off to t' pub this afternoon to be subjected to yet more pain and misery (i.e watching Newcastle probably crash out of the Premiership).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:40, Reply)

aah, yeah, the eternal pain that is the beautifull game...
poofs game!
prefer rugby.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I don't get rugby at all
I've tried, and it just doesn't float my boat. And they always seem to be having a big cuddle at various intervals - what's that all about, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

it's about feeling the love...
i think.

taking babyblaireau to a carnival thing in town tonight, dancing and food and music in the streets of central Carlisle from 7.30
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

nothing wrong with a bit of a cuddle.
speaking of which can I have one please Da?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Of course
*hugs*

Off to make lunch now - laters!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

That.
It's one of the reasons she doesn't like me. She really liked him, and has even visited him in prison. She's conviced I was in the wrong and planted the stuff on him to get him in to trouble.

Just realised that he'll be out next year. Scary.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
She really is a fucking idiot, then. Jesus.

I bet she thought that Hitler was misunderstood and that Saddam was just messing as well?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

b3ta-posse can be arranged...
just say the word!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

If there's ever a nottingham bash
It might get interesting.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

i know nottingham...
'88-'91

edit: i KNEW nottingham, that was 18 years ago...crikey!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

*unearths goth boots of arsekickery in readiness*
One word is all we'll need. Seriously.
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

*polishes steelies*
and chopper...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

^^^ this.
Make sure it's when I'm around. I'll royally Cunt her in the Fuck.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I'd better get out my special steelies
The old ones there the steel has broken out and it rusty...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

good.
give her tetanus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Yay tetanus!
Mine are quite new and very heavy so they will inflict quite a bit of damage :)
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Eeeeexcellent
I want to get some more new rocks - my old ones have seen one too many muddy field and are in the shape of wrecked.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Clogs
Can I wear my clogs?
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

go for it.
The more the merrier!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

A big whoop on the dutch wooden footwear!
Love clogs. Got a pair that have lasted me longer than most normal shoes. Brilliant for gardening.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

okay you lot...
put down the pitchforks and step away from the flaming torches...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)

/grumbles.
NO.

She's a *grumble grumble mutter* FUCKING B*grumbles and grouches*.

fine. Fuck it. I'm not in the mood anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

watch yer step, ya ozzy hoodlum!
or i shall be forced to "restrain" you and fetch the strap...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I haven't been on OT for a while.
This is relevant to my interests.
( Maladicta, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Make sure you get the right one?
That tinsel one you showed me the other day will never work.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

hair pot...
what kind of name is that? ahem...

anyway, have a closer look at these manicles and you'll notice that they are mearly tinsel on the outside...
underneath they are barbed wire, with all the sharp points kind of filed off...a bit.

do you think they would fit VC?

wink wink ;;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

they'd better be little manicles
my wrists have a circumference of about 17cm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:15, Reply)

The great thing about wire manacles
They can be adjusted to fit all sizes of wrist. With points, she'll never get them off, and thus you may do whatever you feel is neccessary. I'd put them around her ankles too... she'd be all sparkly and pretty too, a bit like a christmas tree!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

ho ho fucking ho.
see me sparkle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

like a christmas tree...
i like that...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

So, do you want to put the fairy on top?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

you fucking love my hoodlum ways.
I might like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

damned right i do!
you scallywag!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

VC
what's that hair pot got in his hands???
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

/covers eyes
Not in a public forum!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

It's not that bad!
I'm only holding my leather harness...

I'd be worried what B69 has behind his back in the distraction...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

that's it.

it's scary :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I changed it!
I figured what it would do and changed it!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

oh well that's allright then.
as you were.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

it's nothing...
just a sombrero...
and feather-duster...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

just taking care of some "housekeeping" duties...
BRB ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 24 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Disappearing too
Time to buy silly electrical bits. Ta ta!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

and I'm off to bed
cos I can't keep my eyes open. Night folks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)