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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I find this story faaaaaar more chilling
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1187206/Angelina-Jolie-chows-chocolate-cake-set-new-flick.html

A beautiful woman, eating CAKE. Heavens no.
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What I wouldn't give to be that piece of cake.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)
Oh!
Hello you slag.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)
Well hello!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)
I say, is it that young raffish Slip Digby flaunting his sexy ways round here again?
HEEEEELLLLOOOO
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HELLLOOOOO!
He rather is, you know. Is that delectably scrummy young slice of ladyness beckyletters keeping the rest of the unwashed masses in check this fine day?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)
I am today the great unwashed
for I simply cannot be buggered to get dressed this morning. /dolescum
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A NUDEY GIRL ONLINE??
I rather suspect you mean that you're still in your pyjamas. This is a point that is causing me to experience an extreme bout of jealously.

I hope that the job hunt is going well, though. :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)
pyjamas...erm yes of course I am
Waiting to hear back on a job today, but getting bored of waiting.
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Phwoar!
*disengage "The Sun Editorial" mode*

Good luck! :) *crosses everything!*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)
How are you, you sexy thang?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Most good, thank you, most good.
And how are you, you devilishly attractive young whippersnapper?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Full of the joys of spring!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Cold and Wet?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)
*grins*
Yes, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)
As soon as I noticed she has handcuffs on
I stopped reading the article.

I'd give her a 'post-cake glow'!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)
you're such a charming lovely fellow
it's why we loves you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)
didn't you get the memo?
we're hating Lab this week
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)
DOWN WIV LABIA!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)
I don't hate him.
I don't hate anybody. I'm too fluffy to hate people.

I do intensely dislike some people though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)
Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)
How was your bank holiday?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Let's just say...
it was one of the best I've had in a looooooong fucking time :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)
Wooo!
Sounds good. I hung a picture. And I dug a big hole. And I did some weeding. And I drank some pimms. And I ate some steak.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Hanging pictures and digging holes are always high on the list of win
steak however...well it's a bit average really.

Would kill for Jaffa cakes right now
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Hurrah!
We fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Not as hard as we're going too in a few weeks
we're going to rock so hard I'm concerned I may need to reinforce my foundations.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)
hello
How goes it al?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)
It goes well
I'm going to get a bollocking this afternoon at work, but at least I can stay in the UK as long as I want.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)
OMIGOD

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Yes, I went there.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)
O no u didn't

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Uh Huh!
*moves head sideways*

*gesticulates with a single finger to emphasise the point*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)
BITCH, YOU AIN'T MY BABY'S DADDY!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)
eh. Not getting a rise Al.
It's you. I don't really care - mainly cos I'm not going there to see you! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)
But if you want to see the rest of us, you'll have to see him too
and be nice to him or I'll accuse you of internet bullying and hit you. Hard.
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Terrible bullying

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)
I'm nice to everybody :)
it's just varying degrees of niceness is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)
pfft
you're mean to my friend. I no like you.
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Leave it becky
she ain't worth it girlfriend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)
how am I mean by being ...
politely and truthfully courteous?
*confused*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)
It's like /talk
Some people just don't know when people are being nice.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)
Sure, only she isn't.

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I'm sensing a considerable amount
of people getting upset at the internet. Are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)
wobbles

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I'm not upset
or being mean. Just slightly confused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)
Help help, I'm being opressed!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)
Oh are we?
no one sent me the memo
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Sorry...
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)
No one

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No one
but no one in sexy pants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)
A fabulous no one

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)
Not as fabulous as some
but more fabulous than most :)
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That's my girl!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Not currently wearing pants
it's too hot
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I like your style

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)
And that's called
Freeballin'
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)
I doubt it, for I'm a laaaaaydey

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Always with the sexism
Call it freeflappin' then.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Eugh
that sounds like all kinds of wrong
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Now
I like your style.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Horrid boys

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*sings*
Cuz I'm freeeeeee!
Free flah-aah-pin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:27, Reply)
She's a good girl!
Loves her mimsy,
loves Jesus, and his lovely hair.

She's a good girl,
crazy 'bout sex toys,
She loves horses, and her boyfriend too!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Same here
I thought we were hating fish paste?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I think that's a given.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Paranoia...tingling...
I would be honoured that you've devoted an entire week to hating me.

But I'm too busy crying from my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)
My penis doesn't do that crying thing.
Am I normal?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Of course you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Clears throat
duh
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Coming from you, that's rich.
;)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Normal? No
But you're not alone in your plight, there are others like you. They will welcome you with a warm embrace.

Just stay away from me, freaky-cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)
I wouldn't call it devotion
it's more like a general, low-grade, background hatred

the sort that is emitted by igneous rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

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