What's for lunch?
I am having turkey and cheese and tomato and cucumber and jalapeno and pickle sandwiches what I made myself.

(I know that /talk go ballistic over food threads, but who cares what they think)

Also: Chicken!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:14, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My lunch
is plain boring ham sandwiches. Namely cos I ran out of fudz to put in my sandwich and didn't find out until this morning before leaving for work.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I have to go shopping on the way home
as making my sandwiches and packing my lunchbox means I no longer have any tomatoes, cucumber, crisps, yoghurt, or snack pork pies. (The last two I had for breakfast and elevenses respectively).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Ah-ha!
Pork pies! Thats what I've been missing for ages! Thanks for reminding me!
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:27, Reply)

/fears the talk wrath
Isn't doing lunch today

Edit: Scrap that, I've just found a bag of Minstrels - not the racist type.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

No idea at the moment

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

My lunch will be
two cigarettes (smoked not eaten) and a cup of tea.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Will the tea
be smoked also?

My dad gave up smoking aged 7. He used to steal his father's pipe, but one day couldn't find any tobacco, so used tea leaves instead. Put him off for life!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

No
the tea will be drank after I have smoked the cigarettes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Some kind of soup
I'm so hungry, but can't eat solids yet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Jameson
and one cube of ice.
( cackers, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Sounds bliss!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Banana.
Bottle of Hobgoblin.
Snus.

Sorted.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:32, Reply)

That snus thing looks horrible
Doesn't it make your teeth go really brown?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Yes, if you have enough
I drink a lot of water throughout the day though, so I'm ok. I like my nicotine I do.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Hobgoblin?
wtf is that?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Beer!
Delicous beer!

Tis brewed not 20 miles from where I live. Go down to your local supermarke and obtain!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

ah
where's it from - never heard of it, and they most certainly don't sell it round these parts.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Witney, in Oxfordshire.
Place called the Wychwood Brewery. I refuse to believe you can't get any if you're within the european union - I've been able to get it in France, Sweden, Denmark and Austria.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

ok then
I'll look out for it next time im in the pub
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I just realised
I hadn't eaten for over 24 hours. For some/most of you, that's no big deal, but not for a hambeast like moi.

And I had 3/4 of a bottle of Blossom Hill
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

snap
I've not eaten for over a day either, and now I'm bloody starving. Food here I come.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Jsut had
a bag of revels, a bunch of pills and a roast beef sandwich :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

i was lazy
and went next door to McDonald's.

Plain burgers and chips in one bun with BBQ sauce, yum
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)