True Story
I pulled over the Bank Holiday.

Brilliant

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why did you pull it over?
Was it speeding?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:19, Reply)

blimey
with wit like that you should be on TV.


If only we could find the other half of it...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Eh?
What other half? The 'fuck' bit at the beginning of fuckwit, perhaps?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I was aiming for saying you were a half-wit
I missed by the looks of it ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Oh I see
*facepalms*

I think you're not far off with that assessment sometimes!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Was it a man or a woman?

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:22, Reply)

man or a wo hu
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

human live
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Recognisable as being from this planet?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Did it have a pulse?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Oddly.
T’was a Doris, but I’ve spent quite a bit of time this year considering joining the Gays for a night.

Nothing doing just yet, but I’ve found myself snogging a few blokes, just guessing that in my mid-thirties I’ve discovered I’m a bit Bi.

It's quite nice having the freedom to do what you want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I read that as
I am gay
( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I read it as greedy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Nothing wrong with widening your horizons when doing the horizontal two-step.
Good for you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:38, Reply)

alEdit
horizonssphincter
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:29, Reply)

Pics...rules...etc...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I didn't and it was my fucking birthday
shitty female friends of mine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

It's not rape if it's your birthday

( WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)

SURPRISE SEX!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:29, Reply)

Yup!
Any sex I get is a surprise nowadays.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:33, Reply)