So, an anomaly
When I try to write a proper song, I never seem to be able to write good lyrics, yet I just wrote a song about cake within half an hour. Stupid brain.

Why is your brain stupid?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:03, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It gets annoyed with the internet

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Stop coming on the internet then :P
Ha, I made a joke at your expense!

Also, I thought you weren't here the rest of this week?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

My brain is stupid because
it makes me say the most inapropriate things.
Only this morning after arriving at the office after taking a scenic drive into work with the window open, I openly announce to the entire office that "I love the smell of rape"!

It took a whole 2 minutes to notice that the normally bustling office was now a sea of scowls and furrowed brows aimed in my direction.

Maybe in the future adding the 2 words 'oil' & 'seed' will be considered when describing a pleasant smell.
(Starvis something for the weekend sir?, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

why is a song about cake not a proper song?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

A good question
It sounds too like something Tom Green would write for my liking.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

(Chorus 1)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

(Chorus 2)
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

(Chorus 3)
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive
Still alive

;-)
(bill, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Damn you
Now I have to go and watch that... or play the game again.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Yay!
Go Play it!
(bill, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:46, Reply)