Can anyone help settle an argument?
Who'd win in a fair fight between a Scientologist and a Jehovah's Witness?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:13, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

ym
who else?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:13, Reply)

Hooray!
Hold on... are you calling my Mum a Jehovah's Witness?

I always wondered why she slept on the doorstep.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, Reply)

That's my first ever ym
joke. Yayness!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

Definitely a Scientologist.
Witnesses are too soft but those Scientologists are mean mofos.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

^^ this.
Scientologists will push everything on you. Witnesses can be creeped out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Scientologist
They'll call down the Thetans and open your mind to the squiggly rays!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)

They'd both win
because their audience would die of fucking boredom first.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:29, Reply)

Richard Dawkins
God = 100% man-made.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:38, Reply)

100% True
I'm a genuine 100% qualified Scientologist, having studied and passed my STCC and HQS courses about 5-6 years ago (no longer involved, or care about their wacky ideas but it was very interesting)

I once fucked a Jehovahs Witness. She was great and had big boobies therefore a Scientologist would win.

No idea how I came to that conclusion, or how sexytime with a JoHo relates to your question but I suspect I'm stil right.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)