Has anyone provided a suitable explanation
as to why the most popular post didn't win last week's QOTW?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:36, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

None
I've just checked the thread though, found pretty picture, clicked to her profile and discovered the she is pretty damn fit!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Or indeed the week before :(

( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Maybe attractive women aren't allowed on the best of page?
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Also
Why does this post show 8 replies, when there are actually only 4?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I was wondering that, also

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Now it says 10

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Edmund posted something
and didn't like the responses, so he deleted it.
The reply thing must have borked.
Probably DG's fault.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Oh right
was he anti attractive lady pictures?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

No; it was more anti cr3 stuff and I think some of us are getting pissed off about that.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Fair enough
I think she should have won, but I'm not going to complain about anybody who keeps this site going. Otherwise I'd have to read SA at work, and that's a horrible, slippery slope.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

What is this
Cr3 stuff? Who / what is that and why was it being baited?

And how come Edmund deletes all his posts?
I'm in a questioning mood today and must know the answer to such conundrums.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Most people shove posts on here and take the responses
but I don't think Edmund can, so he deletes.
BAD INTERNET FORM!

Edit: cr3 is a mod who works hard to keep this place going. And he's bloody lovely, but don't tell him I said so.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Your response offends me
You did not tell me about Cr3
Bad Clendrix!

*says thanks anyway*

EDIT: Now you did. Have some tits!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Eh?
I edited pretty quickly...

I have some tits!
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I meant mine
oo-er
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Thread-deleters are the worst kind of deleters.
Edit: can I have some tits, please?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:15, Reply)

No you can't
Shitty pants
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Pantaloons!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

*cackles*
shitty pantaloons! dirty bloomers!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Cr3 is a mod.
He has been slated a bit on these pages recently. Not really sure of the rest.

Edmund posted something yesterday, then deleted it pretty rapidly - I'm not sue why as I didn't catch any of the replies. Hence clendix's reference here.

It's all good fun really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

ahhh
It's nice to catch up on the gossip

Cheers, DG!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Also
Am I going bonkers? /offtopic says there's eight replies to this thread, I can only see three, and I don't have anyone on ignore...?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

^

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I saw that, yeah
My spaz hands take a while on this keypad, and the damned phones keep ringing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*points*
SPAZ HANDS
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Sorry, I meant
JAZZ HANDS!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammy

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

iPod
cock etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I love a bit of cock etc.

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Yeah I bet you do
Yeah.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Speaking of jazz...
Not many people know this but Al Jolson used to get terrible stage fright you know.

Right after blacking up, and just before the curtains would open, he was struck with terrible pre-minstrel tension...

God, I wish I'd remembered that one for the puns QOTW.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

You love it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I'm beginning to miss Kaol.
That's how bad it is.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

He must love it
It was cock etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

He?
How rude!
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Whoops.
No clue given.

In which case - how you doin'?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

:D
Just fine, ta.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That means my post above,
beginning 'yeah I bet you do', is less the joke I intended it to be and more a slightly deranged come-on, with unpleasant chauvanistic undertones.

Apologies. It happens, though.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That just makes it funnier.
/not easily offended
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hohoho... fuck.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Nope
It's borked. I logged out to check if it was anyone I have on ignore - still the same.

Apparently it's my fault, if clenders is to be believed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Of course I am!
I'm a paragon of virtue.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah...
I've met you, remember :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Oh. Yeh.
Shit - more /qotw lies :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I know
My life is one long fib interspersed with shagging fit blondes with massive tits whilst knocking out Mr T in the playground.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

When you open your eyes...
ym will have left a cup of tea on your bedside table.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

She already has.
Which is odd, frankly, as she's been dead for 18 years.

*spook worries*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Mums, eh?

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Aye
Can't keep a good mum down. Even from beyond the grave.

*cackles hysterically*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Hmmm...
that's where my mum is too.
*afears*
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Shit, isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

very very very :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Indeed.
*Offers ice cream to lift the mood somewhat*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

*takes icecream*
*shares*
*smiles*
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ice cream makes everything better.
Apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

It was my fault
One picture of a b3tan lady in her knickers the internet can handle, but I had to push it just that little bit further.

Sorry.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

it was only cos you cheated at vectoring too
:)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:31, Reply)

If I'd said something derogatory regarding Cr3 I could understand it was just him being a little bitch
but I've said nothing to him, instead I read the gazzes he wrote about me and think he's a bit of a cunt now. Oh well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Ahoy
Were you given a reason?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nope
nada
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:02, Reply)