Entertain me for the last half hour of college please
I have nothing to do and don't fancy going back to the classroom as I'll doubtless be given more extraneous work to do.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You could do me
but I'm miles away and (nearly) married.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Would some poetry do?
Seeing as the BBC is plugging this poetry thing at the moment, have a crude poem:

Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
So she tied it to a 5 bar gate
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I prefer...
Mary had a little lamb,
The midwife had a fit

athangyew
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Or as Half Man Half Biscuit put it
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
And everywhere that Mary went
Gynaecologists surrounded.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Mary had a little Lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 watts shot up its bum
And turned its wool to Nylon
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
now she takes it to school with her
between two lumps of bread
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:39, Reply)

*Pulls out pockets*
*Unzips*

Tada! It's an elephant!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

tada!
Jazz hands...:D
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

a i
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Nearly's not the same as already, but I'll pass for the sake of arguments
Thanks K2k6
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

stand behind someone and mutter
when they turn around stare at them for a second and walk away.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

No point, they already know I'm nuts
I did pass my exam on external parasites today though with 100%
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Congratulations becky

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

So you're up to scratch then?
Tee hee
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Did they put a tick next to every answer?
Ho ho
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I believe they mite have done!
_Sorry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Sorry about that last one, I mosquitout more...
_{They're only going to get worse. Someone is going to have to take me away to the pub}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

.
is the pub your normalaria ?

*spangs, kills self*
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I've just clicked
I lice this.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:29, Reply)

too many horrible puns
I'm going to flea before it's too late
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Blue - bottling out again
Eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:36, Reply)

.
now that just flies in the face of good behaviour and I can gnat take it any more
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Ma - Got!
Stop worming your way out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:47, Reply)

aww c'mon
it was only a tsetse bit of wriggling
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Ok. You got me.
Can I phone a friend?

Who am I going to ring - worm.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:51, Reply)

dunno
do you think they will have time to ge-tinea ?

(I'm leaving the office now but this isn't over)
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:54, Reply)

What a palarvae...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 18:23, Reply)

Oh my...
You're a fun-gi
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)