Fuckery
After a lovely weekend, I get into work early, only to find that some customers who've been assigned to me have come in, and no one gave me any prior warning. So, I've spent the last 90 minutes running around like a blue arsed fly trying to get everything sorted.

What hardships have hit you so far this week?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:12, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

getting out of bed this morning
was pretty tough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Not as tough as getting out of YM's bed.
*tips hat in 'good morning' sentiment*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Being back at work,
After a week off.
Also, go reply to my thread, bitches!
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Coping with TF
of not working.

I do not give a shit about διος Ἀχιλλευς, the little fucking emo twat. το ἰσον can go fuck itself. Inverted cum clause? The Holy Fucking Roman Fucking Empire? Horsefucking? New Model Army?

I'm going to go drown myself in my cup of tea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

drowning yourself in your cup of tea will not solve anything.
a kiddie pool or a bath even will work much more betterly. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

speaking of tea
We've run out of teabags, so we're drinking potted tea. Forgot about this, took a massive swig at the bottom, mouthful of black shit.

Charles The First is Lame
Cath of Russia is better
French Revolution!

(all my history knowledge in a haiku. Fuck, need to learn how to scan for Tuesday. Forgot about that.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

My maths exam?
Was bad - but not nearly as bad as last year!
In fact I think I did okay.

/huggles.
Deep breaths mr fadge.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Meh
Just coming to work, especially when there is nothing for me to do, nor is there likely to be anything for me to do as I'm being made redundant. I've still got to come to this shithole for the next 2+ months though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

fuck around on b3ta!
/hands out cake to everybody.

good to see you Dok. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I do that already deary
I've even stopped tring to hide it from the bosses.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

you big rebel you!
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Yes I am
And proud of it.

I'll be a rebel till the day I stop being one.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

That's an arse
Although, a nice payout coming your way? Plus some time to hunt for a new one.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah
But it's the whole not having a job, and having nothing to do that's going to do my brain in.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

It does
It sucks. We'll try to keep you busy. Impromptu fire drill?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hell
I'm the fire marshall so it would be fun. We just had one last week though. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Gimme 5 mins
And some cotton wool!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Cool
Just give me a bit of warning so I can lock the useless twunts in the office to burn.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Boredom.
There's close to fuck-all to be done on the client site that I'm on at the moment but they're still paying me £550 / day to be here looking pretty.

Many of you have met me and can attest to just how unpretty I am!

So am doing research on another project :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Preparing for my project hand in and presentation
8 months of work, crammed in to one week, and still not finished... I don't think I'm going to be sleeping tonight.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I've just found out I've put 4 pounds on.
I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat : (



*wobbles*
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

My coffee's defective.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)