Good morning you Kaoltards
I hope everyone is enjoying another sunny day. I made a fantastic fish pie last night.

This mornings question is, why do people insist on phoning you up when you're trying to make a cup of tea?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh,
That's the way we're gonna play, is it?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

WELL

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

I'M

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

NOT

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

SURE

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

ABOUT

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

THAT

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

.

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Kaoltarded reply

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Fucking Kaoltard
I don't need your help anymore (See b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post436498)

At least not with image manipulation...
( Captain V, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Nicely done lad!
What size is the image?
I might be able to drop the file-size considerably for you.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

It's 1024x600
Then resized to 640x480 as that's the size the BIOS needs. It displays at 1024x600 so it doesn't look squashed up when displayed. The problem isn't so much with the filesize as how easily the image compresses.

Since the BIOS upgrade though the screen only displays for about half a second which sucks (although I can't really complain about a quicker boot).

In a week or two I might ask for some help customising a different screen during start up. I should be able to get a custom sound played at the same time as that screen too =D

:edit: For clairty all I did was nick the image from the net, put Admiral Akbar into a 1024x600 size background, change some colour so that it looked right when booting and then saved it as a 256 colour bitmap.
( Captain V, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Also,
I've misplaced an aircraft, got a couple of hundred people on board.
I remember having it in Brazil, but I'll be damned if I know where I left it.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Mong face
He's got a big mong face,
He's got the body of a mong and the face of a mong
and he flies through the air because he's got a mong face
Mongface! (aka Kaoltard)
( Captain V, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Awh, thanks,
But I can't take that away from you.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)

I had fish cakes last night
we're like twins or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Are you the evil one?

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

She's the Kaotarded one

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Stop bullying her!
She'll ram an Accord up your arse.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I'm a bloke,
don't believe becky's lies.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

bloke Kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

you're only replying to me because you think I'm a girl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

If I thought you were a girl
I would have voted you top of the QOTW. And asked for a picture of your pants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)

it's still early

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:15, Reply)

does that mean your aren't wearing pants yet?
*frots*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

I'm wearing a suit,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

What sort of suit?
Eh? Eh?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Charcole grey two button,
I wore it for a meeting, which has now been cancelled so I'm going to have to sit in it all day, and it's too fucking hot.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I like suits
You may give it to me.

Double bonus - Al will get to see you naked, you'll be much cooler.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

nope
I think the easiest option is to hang the jacket up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

As an online girl
you won't fit into a suit, you need a couple of potato sacks sewn together.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Oooh Al
I wouldn't wear it myself...

You can lend me those sacks from the many you are forced to wear over your face.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

face
cock
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

s'true
I need entire sacks to cover my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

You just played right into his hand there becky.
*sighs*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Not at all
I'm not the one offering to wear a sack that usually covers Al's cock
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Sure you are.
It's ok to want to be a man, honestly.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)

ram Kaoltard

Accord Kaoltard

arse Kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Morning late rising mongs
some of us have been up all night drinking.

Psychochomp is a girl. As is Wormulus. Fact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

such online bullying...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

and your point is
ps you smell
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

what were you drinking
what was the occasion and who were you drinking with?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Today is 8 months since my dad died and I couldn't sleep last night
so I started early. Drinking with myself as I'm sad and have no friends.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

*hugs*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

licks face
remembers she promised to never do that again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I withdraw my below threat of violence.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

cos you're scared
blud
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Next time I meet you I'm going to give you a chinese burn
that'll teach you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

pfft
I'll break yer girly legs then
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

and gob on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

and point

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

and laugh

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Pin her down and spit in her mouth?

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Eugh, Kaoltard germs

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

^are you happy now becky,
I'm now part of some sick lesbo fanfic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Oh yeah,
That's right...
Then rub it in.

Er... :\
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

kaoltard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You realise
That this word now appears on google?
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

I feel my work is commencing admirably
I intend to get it on the popular search drop down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

so you admit you are in fact a girl

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

nope,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

LIES ON QOTW
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I don't have girly legs,
anyway I'm far too nice to be hit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

s
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

That's still a bit of a compliment for me

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)