O NOES
I've run out of beer and it's only 8:15.

Shit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:15, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't you have someone who delivers beer in your "so called" city?
We do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Yes, but I have an offlicense opposite me
one two doors down and a supermarket within 2 minutes walk. Getting it delivered would be a bit fucking lazy, even for me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I was just showing off about milton keynes,
London is shit and I have to go back there on thursday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Why?
London's a fuck sight better than MK
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I have a meeting,
it'll be well awesome,
I'm trying to meet some uni mates after work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I'm sure it will

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I do actually quite like london,
especially in the summer,
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I hate London in the Summer.
This is one of the reasons I'm missing DIT's stag do.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I love companies who do this
I do some work for one in Southampton, so they keep me nicely topped up. Free beer tastes even better!

I'll find someone and get them to deliever to you Becky.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I haven't even had one yet.
Because beer and propane torches and glass don't mix well.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I don't believe you,
that sounds like a winning formular.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I agree
Just make sure it is well documented, preferably in video format.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I have wine....hic!
I loves wine. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

*points*
HA HA
You shouldn't have necked it all earlier, dolescum.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

She didn't
she's been putting it up her snatch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Keeps it cold, I s'pose...

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Her's does
being all frigid and all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I'm FRIGID?
HA
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I was only joking
I know you're at it morning noon and night
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Not at the moment.
Nobody loves me :(

/Emo
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I have beer again now.
normal service will be resumed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

and the fanny filling starts again

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

You're just jealous
besides, it's slankyflange that has a cavernous minge, not I. Just ask...no don't. They'd only lie.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

So one case a day is no longer enough?
Impressive.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Not today no

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Becky Letters - Sucking it Straight from the Vat
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

t g
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm going to be nice.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

LOLZ at Clendrix being mean

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

It's kind of sweet isn't it
like watching a duck getting angry
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

ducks reproduce by gang rape,
it's the truth.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Not everyone appreciates nastiness and I can't be arsed with arguing.
It's too stressful.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

And if you disagree,
you can cunt off.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Fine then
I will, I've had enough of trying to justify buying a new computer to myself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

No justification needed
Just make sure it's in the shape of an arse so you can kiss it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I want it to be in the shape
of an AWESOME DAW!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

but but but, you started the mean thread this morning.
I think they should be a daily thing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I know I did
but I'm going to resign and fuck off back to /talk where it's safer.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Noooooooooooo!
It's more fun when you're over here. We have to share you on /talk and we can't keep saying kaoltard.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

both of you stay or we'll all defect to /talk

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

*sighs*
OK. I'll just be careful and only abuse you. And Kaoltard, because he loves it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I'm not starting a thread tomorrow though - got meetings and stuff, innit.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

You can abuse anyone you like
if anyone gets shitty we'll go totally kaoltardastic on their asses.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

It's still COCK TUESDAY
WOOP WOOP
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

COCK

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Angry ducks are hilarious
my brother and I used to wind them up when we were kids.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)