You win
Your life sucks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

WHY DOESN'T HE WANT ME?
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Beats chest

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

rends clothing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

screams like a girl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

stamps feet

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Is someone overtired?
Do they want a cuddle and a story before bedtime?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Get to fuck boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Now now, such outbursts are not acceptable
Now you have to pick between either a cuddle OR a bedtime story, you can't have both.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Put her on the naughtstep!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I'll naughty step you good and proper Al
rubs thighs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Story

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Ok, story it is then
There once was a Princess in a tall tower. Can you guess her name? Yes, it was Princess Becky of Letters, renowned not only for her beauty, but for her formidable fighting prowess.

Did I mention she was also a cyborg? Well she was, and when she wasn't laying waste to the persistent (if rather useless) armies of Algeordia with her devastating roundhouse kicks and laser eyes, she could be found doing whatever the fuck she wanted, because frankly nobody could stop her.

Suitors from across the lands flocked to beg for her hand, but none could possibly survive the trials and tests that she threw at them. Her withering gaze could reduce proud men to feeble boys, as all the flaws they tried to hide were brought violently into the open.

The Princess sighed a royal sigh (which incidentally caused a hurricane over Algeordia which ruined their fledgling farming industry for 50 years), and wondered if there would ever be a man strong, brave, honest and true enough to be her consort.

And who knows? Time will tell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

clickin 'dis

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Yay, I'm a cyborg, but that's ok.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Sleep all night
And work drink all day?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Heeeey, I was awake yesterday
and am only semi-comatose today
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Apologies
I shall be good, before I undermine the niceness of my story.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Can I have another story please
I liked that one
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Really?
Hmm, got any preferences? Same character?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Of course
I like my ivory tower as well
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I'll gaz you when I'm done

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Mongo the time-travelling dog!

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Woah, ok, I'll see what I can do!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

because
you're broke and you smell
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

That'd probably do it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Cos you haven't had a shower
and you stink of beer..?

;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Feels your pain.
Why do the bastards not realise how fucking great we are?
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Because they're cuntish wrong heads

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I think it's some sort of medical condition which stops them from seeing how fucking awesome we are.
If only there was some cure. *sigh*
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Agreed

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Yes and women are all sane and rational,
I was in the same position as you about a month ago becky, and it wasn't a bloke.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

*gasp*
Internet lesbianism!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Better than lipstick lesbianism.
Lipstick is so hard to get off your ladybits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)