It's only since last night
I was the happiest I've been in ages after breaking up with her. Once this has passed I should have my mojo back. I've a week off later in the month and if I can get through the month on what money I have I'll be a happy chappy.

I'm going skiing tomorrow too so with any luck that'll be enough to clear my head of this bullshit for good.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I think someone needs pub-and-chinese...
How's next Tuesday?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I'd love to
suck on your fetid penis Go to the pub but I cannae afford to. I'm not even sure I can make it to Dit's bash :(
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Awh lame :(
If you can afford the petrol, I'll shout you dinner this time :)
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I'll work out whether I can at some point tonight
This is on the condition that I buy dinner the next time.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Sounds fine :D
And you don't have to have sex with me in the car either.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What ever made you think that I expected I'd have to?!
What is wrong with you man woman thing.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You wanna hear The List?

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Yes

( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'll whisper it to you
In the back of my car.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I hope you drive a Honda

( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Yes you can
I will buy you all your drinks 6 3 some drinks.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

You're fucking coming
I will buy you two drinks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I'll buy you some booze
and you can forget the £12.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Oh yeah,
I'm broke too... Can you pay for my cigarettes for Download?
Pleeease?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Get stuffed.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I've gotta let you fuck me?
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

You're reading too much into that, loser.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Puts Kaol in quarantine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What?
Why?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

*points*
HA HA
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Why not?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

What about my
Human Rights?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Human?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

You're not human

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Oh,
It's like that is it?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I *had* forgotten
But I will pay you back if I don't forget again. It just wont be this month.
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

CONTINUES TO WORRY
*worries*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

You'll forget again soon enough
and then it will all be better :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Not true
This time I've written it down so that I don't forget =D
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'll buy you a drink
or get someone else to buy you and I drinks.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

You have no option but to come to the stag do
I will buy you drinks as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Thank you all
You're too kind. I don't want you all to buy me the drinks you've said you will as I'd end up dead in a gutter somewhere.

This has really cheered me up as, for now at least, I don't feel so shit about myself.

*loves b3tans*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

And we love you Catface
and now I only have to buy you one drink. Score
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm just glad I'm not a carface!
*motorboats*
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

If it will cheer you up
you can stick your head in between my boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

OK
I won't buy you a drink, in fact I'll step over your corpse and laugh.

How's that?





Contains traces of bullshit
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)