Hottest week of the year so far

and I have a stinking cold. In fact it's probably some kind of animal based flu, my guess is meerkat flu.

What animal diseases have you caught?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:02, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Monkey Rapture!
mwahahahhaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

What's that?

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)

uh oh
you haven't been taken the immunity drugs have you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Mynkye Patuer?

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

oh dear
a lost cause

*fires up the brain-cauteriser*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I got elephant fever
Made my nose swell up something awful.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I caught hayfever from bees.
We call it beefever round our way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

that'll teach you not to fuck them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

It's actually caught via shared needles.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Damn those heroin bee's!
I knew we should never have taught them to harvets poppies.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

It's the rogue bee tattooists
you've gotta look out for.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Yes
I've heard there is quite a buzz about them in the body modification circles.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I wish swarms of bees
would form big arrows and fists and stuff like they do in the cartoons. That would be awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Bee skywriters!
*prepares portfolio for Dragon's Den*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I'll help you present it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I look forward to seeing the demonstration on the show
See if you can get them to do goatse.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

I got ring worm last year
and a client of our caught Giardia two year ago from their dog.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Nasty disease off an elephant
Went to the doctor because an elephant raped me when I was in Africa amd I had a severe rash as a result.

The doctor said 'How odd. Your anus 21 inches wide but an elephants dick, while long, is only 3 inches wide'

'Yes' I replied 'The bastard fingered me first'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

haha
Brilliant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

crabcrabs

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

You're back!
How was prison?
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Alright if you like that sort of thing

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

My mate shagged a very expensive hooker once. She gave him lobsters.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

you're really looking for a spanging aren't you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

There was an Irishman, a Scot and an Aussie looking for a spanging once...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

3 blokes walked into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid
and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

But the hot waitress flashed them and only the stupid one didn't notice
so it's all ok really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Gotta love that
Watched Tinselworm again last week. Genius.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)