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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The BBC weather site is too vague.
I agreed on a family barbecue for my birthday at my parents and I'm regretting it now.
My mum will get stressed at all the people traipsing on her new carpets.
My sister will get drunk and talk too much.
My dad will get drunk and be obnoxious.
I shall enjoy it for the first hour and then want to go home.
*prays for rain*
I should have just decided to go to London instead.
Halp!
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:11, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

metcheck.com
the bcc don't know what they are doing, and nor do the met office.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

damn charlatans.
Give me a sitting down cow, red sky at night or homosexual behaviour from pigeons for an accurate forecast.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

If that doesn't work, you can always blow up the barbecue (gets people to go home every time).
Good luck and Happy Birthday youngster.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Bring you to the bash, force you to interact and drink whilst holding a copy of the day's newspaper, then return you safely. Viola!
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

that it will probably rain.
Purely on the basis that this is Britain.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Not that I'm worried or anything but how did you know that's where I live?
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

by getting Benji to play Get The Nub. A Jack Russell terrier getting wound up and springing around the room like a flea on crack will certainly get your sister to shut up and make your dad laugh.
( , Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)
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