How much?
your body
your soul
your favourite t shirt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:22, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My Price
Body - A Lollypop
Soul - What's your best offer?
Fave T-Shirt - £5,000
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Well
My body - free to the right person.
My soul - don't have one.
My favourite t-shirt - you'd have to take it from my cold dead body!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Not Much...
1) No Takers
2) Sold previously for a donut
3) Limited edition Billy Bragg 'Tommy Cooper Che' Shirt.... Priceless
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Well
£30 an hour
A crate of strongbow and a walnut whip
A Honda Accord
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Hmmm...
So I just need to give you a Walnut Whip?
:D
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

No
because I have no memory of you giving me strongbow

*whistles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

BY THE POWER OF YM,
I SUMMON YOU, CAPTAIN V, AS MY WITNESS!
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

hmmm
I don't remember any strongbow...

Time to look forward to sharing a crate of strongbow with Badger
( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Don't make me banish you.

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

You couldn't banish me
You couldn't even defend a fucking line!
( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Eh?
I have no idea what that means.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Edinburgh
When you tried to defend against me crossing your line you got thrown into a wall :p
( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I hit the wall?
With my head?
That would explain a lot.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

With most of everything

( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Kaol
I'm veto-ing anything bad you say about catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I love you

( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I have no idea who kaol is.

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

He's a big fat loser
with a mongface.

Unberkaol must be uber fat, uber loser and uber mong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

That's terrible,
Awful online bullying.
It breaks my heart, it really does.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Man the fuck up
You cunt.
( Captain V, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

You have a heart?
HA!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Easy
Body - £50
Soul - £1000
Fav T-Shirt - Priceless.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

My body - whatever you can afford ;0)
My soul: 4 beers, packet of cigs and a bag of chips.
My favourite t shirt: your 1st born child.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

a teenth
an ounce
about a tenner from Camden market I believe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Hmmm...
Body - £50
Soul - if someone is after it, then it exists and is probably just what religion says it is. So not at any price.
T-Shirt - *shrug* £5?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Lets see...
Body: free, if I like you.
Soul: a 67 Chevy Impala and a ticket to see Soundgarden live
T-shirt: Not a chance.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Spoooooooonman!

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

All my friends are brown and red?

( Cawl, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

nice answer!
I'd like tickets to see Zeppelin at Earl's Court
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Now that is a good suggestion.
Weren't there rumours a few months ago of them doing a full tour?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

they are apparently auditioning singers
Robert Plant isn't up for it because he's enjoying his other stuff. Won't be the same without him though.

Saw him in Bristol with the Strange Sensation a few years ago. Unbelievable. I was literally speechless it was so good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Body: A Fiver
Soul: Priceless
Fave T-Shirt: £16 on T-shirt grill (Retro Straight to Hell, Clash T-shirt)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)