What's wrong with the conservatives?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I didn't have a particular point to make
they aren't the BNP, that's a plus.

Basically, as long as whoever is in charge here doesn't shut my local pool as some have threatened then I will be content
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

What if they come along and piss in it a litt;le?

politicians are pretty kinky.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

at least it will still be open
I have faith in the powers of chlorine. If only mindless chemicals could run our country instead of people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

They all have tiny penis'
and they are unsatisfying in bed.


And they will cut public spending which will intensify the effects of the recession and they are mostly overpivileged old etonians with no real understanding of the real world.


But mostly the penis thing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

And he's back on form!

( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Also,
"tiny penii"
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

ahem
"penodes"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I'm never sure of the collective noun for penii
Which is why I'll never work in porn.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

How many penii do you have?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Just the usual amount


3 is usual right?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

two?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Labour's runaway spending is what has left us so vulnerable to this recession
with no major advantages as I can see.

A smaller governement that spends less, taxes less and governs rather than rules can only be a good thing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Well, the governement isn't going to change size regardless of who's in power
and the Tories have a very poor record in terms of setting up pointless quangoes. I agree that Labours spending plans didn't help us, but what they are doing is the correct response to the current situation. The Tories would make this much worse.

What's unfortunate is that Labour have managed to lose themselves the election without the Tories having to do anything, which is why they haven't had to actually put forward an real policies or ideas, just sit back and watch Labour collapse before returning to office by default.

And in case you were wondering, no, I don't vote Labour.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

BNP right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I wouldn't vote for either

If there was a credible alternative, although I've heard recently that the BNP are actually very reasonable and have some sensible policies...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

only if you overlook the racism

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

they're hardly racist too
especially if you're white.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

And if you don't like indian food, LOL!

( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Lib Dems?
Clegg and Cable are quite good IMO and if Labour could get a hung parliament (which they won't) then we could see a nice liberal conservative coalition that would work.
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

David Cameron
They might as well have Prince Phillip as leader, he has a similar grasp of the real world
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)