Please accept my apologies
For stirring things up yesterday. I'm in a sour fucking place right now and can't see it getting any better until tomorrow is over. I think I'd better just lurk again. It's so bad my mother just rang to say she was popping over to give me my birthday card and present. I told her to come back later cos I wasn't getting out of bed yet. What a cunt.

Sorry.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:28, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Actually
I think the point you made in the initial post was spot on. I don't want to stir the argument up again, however - I wasn't involved in it yesterday.

Erudite thoughtful posts = worth reading.

Endless nested replies basically saying "your mum" = brain switch off.
( I_Was_Mordred, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

What he said
It's great to stir things up occasionally. You've nothing to apologise for.

It's a shame you're so hung up on this birthday thing. In the grand scheme of things, it's just another of the 18,249 rotations of the planet you've experienced thus far.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

LoL
Really, I laughed at that. Thanks dude.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Happy to help.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

It's got be said
MTFU
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Stop fretting about your age.
Just realised that might sound silly coming from me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

^^
I don't think you really fret about your age Blousie.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

You're alright Porky
You weren't stirring things up any more than the rest of us. Well, no more than me. Think you're worrying too much dude :-)

Like everyone above's saying - it keeps things interesting. I'd like to think we'll keep just the ones with a sense of humour.

Well, I have to *like to think* that - it stops me feeling like a cunt...

How's your morning going?

Edit: How's your morning going, what a silly question...not good by the sound of it. Get (the fuck) out of bed and get some food in you. You'll feel much better.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

are you kidding,
yesterday was the most interestying offtopic day for ages.

Stop apologising.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

See, Porky?
Even the sensitive members of the fairer sex weren't offended. Stop freotting.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*reads the thread of doom*
I think the whole 'my board is better than your board' wankfest will rumble on until Rob says, 'Oh fuck this shit,' and goes berserk, virtually smashing the whole place to bits.

I chat on /OT with all the twats and all the lovely people.
I chat on /talk with all the twats and all the lovely people.
I venture out into /life with all the twats and all the lovely people.

Porky, this place is for everyone and pays no mind to what mood they're in, so if you want to post, post. Of course, Al will tell you to MTFU, but he means it from a happy place somewhere in his blackened heart.

Honour your moods but do all you can to bring yourself to a happier place.
Oh, and in a fit of self-pity because I am hormonal and dangerous, let me say this: I would give anything to be able to have my mum give me a birthday card, or indeed anything, ever again, so maybe a burst of joy that you still have a mum will help you out of bed and on with your day.

:)
( thealternativefact, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

^ This
I think this sums it all up perfectly.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Agreed, this is what I'd say if I had half of C's eloquence

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

hur hur hur
oh sorry you said eloquence. I read it as vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

You would, you slag.
Note I am 'hormonal and dangerous'.
This will not change before this evening.
You have been warned.
( thealternativefact, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

*buys cricket box*
*stuffs popcorn down his pants in advance*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

*Led Zeppelin 4's*

*rocks out*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I know, mine is so small, it's practically invisible :(
this pains me greatly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Basically, OT is a free-for-all
While it's good to let off steam every so often, taking things too seriously is going just a bit too far. I think it's better to start a thread about something you like instead.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:49, Reply)

Fuckin' Pollyanna.
You're right of course. I must MTFU.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)