Oo-er
You all hot and sweaty then al?

*perves*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am a bit
but I no longer have a greasy kitchen.

I'm going to take five and then get the hoover out.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

One more minute then.
I've done over 1000 words. About to start writing again.
Are you getting the hoover out for sexual purposes?
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I've just had mine out.
The crevice tool always makes me giggle.
Do you need a case study clenders?

*volunteers*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I like that little, round brush.
Oh Tourette's, you're no good to me as a case study, because you are just mental instead of being mental and incarcerated.
You are also too delightful. I need naughty mentallers.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

bless your heart
Which kind of councelling are you studying? I got up to level 2 in person-centred councelling a few years ago. Knocked it on the head after that though - the worms were too wriggly in my can ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

At the moment
I'm doing a certificate in counselling and counselling skills, so I'm studing all sorts. But I think I would like to go on to work with people who have been detained under the mental health act.
Long way to go yet, though! I'm just looking at Masters courses now *shrieks*
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I've decided to take enough time
to watch the rest of this episode of dollhouse.

No sex will happen with my hoover. I'm saving that for when the Mrs gets back.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

But don't you want to be clean and free from dust for her?

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I might wipe it with
a jay cloth layer.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Ah Al.
Making himself moist so the ladies don't have to.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Speaking of cleaning,
Vanish stain remover spray looks exactly like jizz. I'm trying to get DG's face blood out of my denim jacket.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Oh yes!
You drunken bums.
How's his poor face? And your ankle?
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

His face is on the mend
Black eyes have gone and there's fresh scab on his nose - it's got quite a dent on the bridge. My ankle's still bruised but the swelling's gone down, thanks.
I never learn though - went out with some girlies last night and got cuntlashed. Stole another pint glass from the Tap & Spile (it still had beer in it) sent drunken text messages, ran out of credit so watered the garden at 2.30am. It's a wonder I didn't fall down again.

*is thick but harmless*

How's the essay?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

You're such a classy lady
Can't wait to see you again next weekend! Have you managed to sort out looking after sweary junior?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Still working on it
Hopefully we'll work something out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Ooh, hello DG!
Yes, I too am very much looking forward to seeing you both next weekend - if you survive that long!
Essay great - nearly done!
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

'Lo clenders
Still studying hard I see.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

:D
I've just finished my essay, which means I get to laze around for a while and can watch the final of the Apprentice tonight without feeling guilty. Yay!
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Woo!
I'm debating whether to clean the floor, or just hoover it and clean the bathroom.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Just hoover!
As long as you do a good job, it'll look fine.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Thanks al
*blushes*
It's a good job I don't have your mobile number, otherwise you'd have been victim to my drunken texts ;o)
Fingers crossed we can sort SJ to stay with mates. If the shoe was on the other foot, we'd have any of his mates for a weekend.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)