I had suggested to my other half that when she wakes in the morning at the weekend
rather than whinging that she is awake and not letting me sleep that if she wants me to wake up then she should fellate me.

She did yesterday. it was fucking brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm now imaging the bit in southpark when Saddam and the devil have sex
And I'm not implying for a minute that your mrs looks like Saddam Hussein, it's just that you look a bit like the devil.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

heh
she doesn't look like saddam.
thought I'd set your mind at ease.

nor does she always want to fuck me from behind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

There is no better way to wake up
Or indeed to wake someone up...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I've yet to experience that one
but by hand is good enough for now
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)