Ouzo?
Did you want to go to a gay bar on Saturday?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Starts singing Electric 6

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Which ever licensed estrablishment DG walks into
THATS your gay bar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Piss off
There's nowt wrong with Ouzo. Standard drink of Greek fishermen. Kaol even likes it which must mean...

Oh, fuck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

kaoltarded and proud.
I'll buy you a babysham on saturday!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Nee baaaabycham f' me, marra
Ah'll be drinkin good ol' fashioned BEEEOR an' nee mistake. An ' nern o' yer lager shite either.

Assuming I actually fucking get there that is
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

You'll probably not.
You'll probably fall over on the way.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I'll have you know
My wounds are healing quite nicely. I'm like Wolverine, me.

Even my colleagues comemnted that my eyes looked much better and that I only look tired and not 'beaten up'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

That will all change on Saturday...

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Probably
I'll no doubt fall over, lose an eye and then I'd be Cyclops instead. Which is fine with the whole shooting lasers and stuff, but it doesn't compare with Wolverine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Don't mix ouzo with orange juice.
No matter how many times your so called friends tell you it'll taste good.

It won't.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

LUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
How are your boobies? Have you had any nice cock recently? Is everything good in Canadia?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

My boobies are fine.
Canadia is good. I climbed up a waterfall and ran around woods being at one with nature yesterday.

How recent is recently? if you mean today, then no :(
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Boooo.
Still, at least nature is all fun.

Is it warm over there at the moment?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

It has been.
It would appear that the east coast summer lasts for 2 weeks though, so I should make the most of it.

Nature IS fun!
Nature would be a lot more fun if a rather charming young man hadn't moved to Holland for summer school though.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I miss you.
*sobs*
*might be mildly drunk*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Oh clendrix!
What I wouldn't give to shove my face between your scrumptious norks right now.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

*cries*
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

*momentarily forgets current decorum*
*leaps*

Helloooooooo!

Vodka, Marmalade, Ouzo and Salt - The Esther Rantzen!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Are you scared that terrible things might happen to you on Saturday?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

He should be.
oh yes he should be.


BECAUSE I'M REALLY UPSET WITH HIM
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Brilliant!
*plots*
edit: *also gets upset with Tightly because Al is*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Yeah!
YOU SEE DiT! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!

DO YOU SEE THIS!!!! DO YOU!!!!! THIS, MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!!!! ME AND CLENDERS ARE GONNA GO POSTAL ON YO ASS!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

How terribly exciting!
*kicks Tightly in the nuts*
What did he do?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

He was dissing my heritage.
I got mad, real mad, and I called him out on it. And so on saturday we're gonna get all nekkid and slap each others cocks and arses.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

This will be the best weekend of my life.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I think I called him a southerner

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

It could have been worse
you could have said I had no mad waitering skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I got a degree, but they're ten-a-fucking-penny.
The service industry is where it's at. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking serve a table of 12.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I'd like to see him cope if he tripped over a dog
I'd be all like "yeah stevie, what's happening now, you've got broken crockery all on the floor and shit, where you at now boy?" and he'd be all "I DO no unDERstand how this SITuatiON has occured" and i'd be all "you is just out of yo depth stevie, you is not even out of the baby pool and here you is trying to swim the English Channel" and I'd like help him clear up and stuff, 'cause I ain't holding nuffin against him like.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

FUCKING YES!
*prays he dreams this tonight*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

SOUTHERN HEMISPHERIAN

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Ooooooooo
too far?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Never.
My NZ chum is crap at waitressing.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

She ain't got no SkillZ

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Or visa :(

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Or Visa
Edit: Great minds
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

I LOVE US

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

BAD person.
BAD BAD person.

*wets his pants laughing*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Oh you guys
See you in Hell Hull
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)

What, you're going to stick a stamp on me and deliver me late?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

NO BITCH
I'm gonna send you to yo momma's and get her to sign to say you were received safely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

The postal equivalent of
'Give me three rings'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

Not really, no.
But I will beg you all kindly to please, please not. It's really not my kind of thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

What about if I bake something nice instead then?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

I like this idea
can you do this for my stag do too!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Yes, of course.
I think Tightly will end up with mini cheese-chilli scones.
What would you like?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Oooo, I don't know
I'll think about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

OK. It's a promise though :)

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

*smacks lips*
I SAID LIPS
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)

*smacks Tightly*
And now I'm of to bed, my lovelies!
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, Reply)

This is much more the sort of thing.
Just no LOLDRUGS, eh? ;)

:)

Right then folks, I am off to bed. I hope you all have dreams of me in a kilt and al and I playing conkers with our bell ends.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

ABSOLUTELY!
*goes to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

'Lo Lusty
Still singlehandedly corrupting Canananada land?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

In a word.
yes.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Dat's ma goil!
Right I'm off to bed. This is DG signing out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)