For God's sake no,
You are not 14.

Rock t-shirts are one thing but rock trainers are naff.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's precisely the reason
I'm so cool that I can wear things like that and get away with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Just because you look like Satan does not mean you look cool.
And whatever vestiges of coolness you may have will immediatley be wiped out wearing those silly trainers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

hardly
my reservoirs of cool are so deep that a pair of trainers, no matter how silly, can't diminish them.

in fact, by wearing those trainers it means that they become cool ;-)


disclaimer: I neither think, nor care if, I am cool. although someone did literally just ask if I wanted a drink and I said "naa, I'm cool"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

You are a little bit cool.
You have a snazzy beard, you surf and play in a band.

That's got to count for somethig
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I'm also a horrendous geek though
and a smart-ass
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Does that mean
I can wear my Donnington Monsters of Rock 1991 T-shirt to a bash?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Yes.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not sure of your motives there
*gets the fear*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

No motives.
I'm not the Fashion Police.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)